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    Hey all! I'm new to posting here. After finding this site about a week ago I have been reading along and thought I would share a few of my own from the last week.

    Background: I work in a call center for a major cell phone provider. I ask people who are past due to pay their bill or help them set up payment arrangments if they can't. Mind you we do this in the friendliest, most polite and most respectful way possible. In no way are we hardcore collections, if anything were the opposite, while still asking for a payment for service that was already used over a month ago.

    These first 2 have to do with people who had recently done a phone upgrade. Neither one was done out of necessity, or done to replace a broken phone that didn't have insurance in other words...

    Huh?

    So after explaining to this woman that her bill was higher than normal due to her phone upgrade, she snaps into the phone:

    " 'Scuse me! I can't afford all that!! *In the snottiest tone possible* Last time I checked this was a recession! "

    Well if the recession has affected you so much....why the hell did you order a phone?!! Oh, and this was just her first installment she was so upset over, she was not even charged for the whole phone at once or anything.

    Because a new phone is far cooler than a place to live...

    As I was explaining a bill to a deaf customer via the relay operator, I had told her the bill was higher due to her phone upgrade, at which point she said..

    "I can't afford that.....I'm homeless."

    ...and it was at that point my brain exploded.

    Obviously I feel bad for her being she is in such a bad spot, but if you're homeless why in the world would you spend money getting a fancy new cellular device?! Not really a suck customer, just a mind blowing one.

    Screaming helps...not

    The third call was from a woman who hadn't made a payment at all in 2 months.
    I gave my standard greeting which includes telling them the balance and that I can take a payment free of charge.

    Me =
    SL = Screaming Lady

    Me: (Intro)

    SL: WHAT THE F!%# FOR?!!!!

    Me: At this point I need you stop screaming and using the foul language in order for me to continue assisting you. Now, it seems there are past due ammounts from the June 1st and July 1st due dates. I can accept payment free of charge to clear that up.

    SL: WHY IS IT SO HIGH?! I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ADJUSTMENTS! (Her bill was $90.19 total for the 2 months, already adjusted from $191)

    Me: Yes ma'am your account was adjusted, this is the ammount left for the 2 months after the adjustments. As it stands now you only have about $45 left from each bill due, which is actually less than your normal monthly bill of $50.XX before tax.

    SL: I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU PEOPLE CHARGE ME SO MUCH!! I'M JUST GOING DOWN TO THE STORE TO CANCEL!!

    *click*

    Ummm...ok?

  • #2
    Quoth Vestax View Post
    SL: I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU PEOPLE CHARGE ME SO MUCH!! I'M JUST GOING DOWN TO THE STORE TO CANCEL!!
    Because doing that will automatically wipe out the bills she has already run up, of course.
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    • #3
      These folks must be the same ones who don't show up for work, come in late, leave early, etc. who can't understand why their paychecks are so low.

      EDIT: And I almost forgot-Welcome!
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      • #4
        Quoth Exaspera View Post
        These folks must be the same ones who don't show up for work, come in late, leave early, etc. who can't understand why their paychecks are so low.
        Oy. I have worked with people like this before -- They always wanna be the first ones to leave, and yet they whine about not having enough hours >_<

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        • #5
          I am the very first to admit, if I think I can swing a discount or credit, I'll try. But I'm not SC about it at all.

          The most frequent attempt is with my bank when I manage to get an NSF. I'll fire them an email basically saying "Sorry to bother you, but is there any way to postpone this NSF until my next pay date?" (or other options). Normally they either say "Oh hell no" or refund several of them and say it's not their normal policy, but they can't postpone them either. It's gotten a couple of banks pissed at me and accounts closed, but my current bank is just awesome in every way. If I only ask a couple of times a year, I'll get a handful of NSF fees refunded (and I only get them a few times a year anyway). They also refund all ATM fees and I get 0.5% cash back on debit purchases.

          If I'm buying appliances, I'll ask them how and where we can negotiate. It's like buying a car, with big stuff you never pay the sticker price, you know?

          That said, well, I'll be honest, I do tend to abuse the system a little bit, but only because I see what assholes get away with. Every few months I call most of my utility providers and ask what kind of discounts I'm eligible for, how I can get them, etc. If someone goes out of their way for me, I make damn sure to tell them how appreciative I am. I'll ask if it's okay if I talk to their manager about it to praise them. If it is, I fire off an email to their corporate office praising that exact employee. If it's not, it's hush hush and I never mention it to anyone again even if such a discount disappears in the future.

          I will admit, I'm a bit annoyed with Sprint right now. I paid full MSRP for a new phone several months ago, I wasn't eligible for any upgrade, didn't have insurance, and broke my phone. Now I'm supposed to be eligible for a $300 upgrade, but they're saying "No you just got a rebate" and I'm saying "Look at my billing, do you carry any $800 phones? No rebates in the past 3 years!". But when has Sprint had decent customer service anyway....

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          • #6
            I must say, I don't get the thought processes of those people either.

            But here, have some cookies *offers plate*, and some bacon, before RetailWorkhorse (you'll meet him yet) gets it all.

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            • #7
              Thanks for the welcomes and the goodies everyone

              Yeah I just cant wrap my mind around those though processes. Not sure if anyone here enjoys failbook, but this excerpt on there pretty much sums it up...

              http://failbook.com/2010/06/15/funny...try-recession/

              :P

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              • #8
                "I can't afford that.....I'm homeless."
                ah, i love the smell of freshly laid bs in the morning, don't you?

                recession =/= not held responsible for billing and charges; if you can't afford it, DON'T GET IT.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Exaspera View Post
                  These folks must be the same ones who don't show up for work, come in late, leave early, etc. who can't understand why their paychecks are so low.

                  EDIT: And I almost forgot-Welcome!
                  Ah! I see you have met some of my co-workers!

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                  • #10
                    One thing I'd like to point out is that I had a friend who was homeless who had a cell phone. But he didn't get a fancy one, just a prepaid. A lot of homeless people have them.
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                    • #11


                      Quoth Magpie View Post
                      But here, have some cookies *offers plate*, and some bacon, before RetailWorkhorse (you'll meet him yet) gets it all.
                      Here, if you just wave this pink, sparkly halter around, you won't have a problem with him stealing your bacon.
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #12
                        !!! BACON !!! when i joined - i - wasn't offered BACON!!!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth The Electric Fetus View Post
                          !!! BACON !!! when i joined - i - wasn't offered BACON!!!
                          You didn't have the "free bacon" coupon.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                            You didn't have the "free bacon" coupon.
                            That's because it's sometimes hard to wrestle it away from RW. Why do you think some of us keep pink, sparkly harnesses handy?
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Marmalady View Post
                              Because doing that will automatically wipe out the bills she has already run up, of course.
                              and not add an ETF of course....
                              Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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