Possibly the dumbest ever

[evilhomer]

We do a move, we've got five unlabelled boxes. I'm in the next day for post move, woman complains about five missing boxes. After the mandatory "I did label my boxes" argument, I bring these over to her. She thinks they could be hers so I cut the tie downs and open the first one up. With an "I told you so" sneer, she says "these are mine, see the label right there". I look on the lid, I look on the sides, I even check the bottom... no label.... "ummmm, where?" She lifts the lid again and practically throws it in my face and I see the label. She had placed it on the inside of the lid

Me: That's not where you're supposed to put a label.
SC: Ummm no, that is where a label goes. Why else would there be this square there.
Me: That's just where all the support pieces meet.
SC: What? It's the perfect size for your labels, obviously it's made for them.
Me: Okay, well your move instructions clearly stated to put them on the side. On top of that, we are strictly forbiden to open any box, we can be fired on the spot just for peaking in. AND on top of that, the box was sealed with cable ties, we couldn't take a peak even if we wanted to.
SC: I thought they should go inside so they don't get ripped off.
Me: And how were we supposed to see them?
SC: You could cut the ties them put new ones on.
Me: Yeah, sure, nevermind.

I mean, when someone tells you that you didn't follow your instructions... bang, you're wrong. Nope, she knows better. Okay, here's further evidence that you're an idiot. Nope, she still knows better. I just cut the argument off because just being in her presense was making me dumber by the second.

[Mr Hero]

So, X-Ray vision is added to the list of superpowers SC's expect us to have along with mind-reading, seeing the future, time manipulation, and weather control.

[evilhomer]

and don't forget the ever important ability to defy the laws of physics and gravity, along with the ability to pass through solid objects, and of course accomplishing the impossible.

[Plaidman]

So, X-Ray vision is added to the list of superpowers SC's expect us to have along with mind-reading, seeing the future, time manipulation, and weather control.

Don't forget the never ending ass, where we can store everything and pull anything out off, and the all powerful clean lips that cannot be diesased from the amount of asskissing we're /required by law/ to do.



Yeah. That is some powerful stupid.

I would have replied that yeah, we all have xray vision. It's why I know your's are white and lacy.

See how long it takes for her to figure it out.

[lobo94]

Three thoughts-1.)With great power comes great responsibility. 2.)It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history.3)One things I do know, son, is that you are here for a reason.

"cue 'Turning Back the World'music from the Superman soundtrack or Cher's 'If I Could Turn Back Time.'"

Customer stupidity=Green Kryptonite

[EricKei]

Customer stupidity=Green Kryptonite

Please don't say that You're giving me visions of a planet where EVERYTHING is basking in the green glow from the rocks that now make up 90% of the damn planet x.x

and don't forget the ever important ability to defy the laws of physics and gravity, along with the ability to pass through solid objects, and of course accomplishing the impossible.

Just a few more impossible accomplishments and you'll be all set for breakfast at Milliways ^_

[Ironclad Alibi]

Customer stupidity=Green Kryptonite

Too bad we don't have some variey of kryptonite that will disable the SCs.

[ApolloSZ]

Don't forget the never ending ass, where we can store everything and pull anything out off

+1 Ass of infinite holding

[hinakiba777]

Customer stupidity=Green Kryptonite

I always thought SCs were Bizzaro. They are only are enemies because they are two stupid and confused to to realize we are the heroes.

If that were true we could use Blue Kryptonite to turn them all into geniuses.

Though I feel that would backfire and just turn them into EWs. >.<

[protege]

Too bad we don't have some variey of kryptonite that will disable the SCs.

Actually, we do. They're wooden, and say "Louisville Slugger" on the side

Seriously though, does anyone else think that the woman would have bitched...if the ties had been removed to see inside the box? I'm sure she would have been furious over that.