You.. what?

[Whiskey]

Short, sweet, not even drunk this time! (the customer, not me, come on now).

Me: Welcome to jaaaaaackkkkkk what can i get you?
C: A chicken sandwich, a cheeseburger and a small fry.
Me: 45$ at the window.

Food is made, whatever whatever, we're slow so he's got his food in ~3 1/2 minutes from the time he started ordering.

Me: Heres your food, have a good night (YEAH THATS RIGHT I STILL SAY IT)
C: Can I have a ranch?
Me: [thought] God fucking damn it, what do you hear when I ask "do you want any sauce?" [aloud] here you go
C: Oh and a free milkshake [deadpan, he was serious]
Me: No.
C: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS MY ORDER (???? his order was fine I have no idea what he was getting at. He never ordered a shake so..)
Me:
C: *stares*
Me:
C: *drives off*
TL: What just happened?
Me: Hassle free customer service.

[Zellie Crescent]

WTF? Does he honestly think that customer service people are that stupid?

[ExRetailDrone]

WTF? Does he honestly think that customer service people are that stupid?

I wouldn't doubt if he does. Don'tcha know that anyone who works in fast food must've flunked out of 8th grade with an IQ around the same level as a beet and can't think for themselves? /sarcasm

[Exaspera]

Nice try!

[BrenDAnn]

"Milkshake? Okay." **goes and makes shake, comes back and deliberately "accidentally" tosses it on the guy** "Oh, oops, well, there's your free shake. Please come again!"

[Amina516]

I vote for picking up some milk and shaking it whilst smiling crazily with that "look" in your eye.

He wont come back.

[Register9]

"I was supposed to get a free milk shake and three hundred dollars, what kinda scam are you runnin'?"

[Zeddmore]

I vote for picking up some milk and shaking it whilst smiling crazily with that "look" in your eye.

He wont come back.

Better yet, start singing "milkshake."

[PepperElf]

Better yet, start singing "milkshake."

and make it the Richard Cheese version!

[tollbaby]

$45 at the window? LOL

[Whiskey]

$45 at the window? LOL

I don't count, thats why they invested in computers. Everything would be 45$ if I had to manually count it out.

[tollbaby]

I just noticed that with your other post Ok, I'll accept $45 as a fair generic price LOL

[tropicsgoddess]

Better yet, start singing "milkshake."

Oh that would be awesome!

[MoonCat]

Lemme guess...wanted ranch, didn't ask for it, THOUGHT (read: absolutely convinced) he asked for it, didn't get it; had to ask for it "again" (yeah right) so that entitles him to a free milkshake, in the wonderful imaginary country that he inhabits.

[Whiskey]

I just noticed that with your other post Ok, I'll accept $45 as a fair generic price LOL

Did it in the other thread just for you