possibly the stupidest answer I have ever heard.....

[raw456]

Had this one early today that made me want to weep for the future:

Me: "And where are the products located?"
Customer: "Outside"

It ranks right up their with this classic from a few years ago:

Me: "What state are you in sir?"
Customer: " A VERY AGITATED ONE!!!!"

[ShootMePlease]

This reminds me of an exchange between a reporter and Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach John McKay :

Reporter - "What do you think of your team's execution ? "

McKay - "I'm in favor of it "

[mikoyan29]

then there is the famous interview of Tommy Lasorda.

Although my favorite is when one of the ABC reporters asked Lloyd Carr a stupid question once and he gave her this look, "That has to be the stupidest question I've ever heard" and then moved on.

[Exaspera]

Me: "What state are you in sir?"
Customer: " A VERY AGITATED ONE!!!!"

Actually this one is pretty clever!

[hinakiba777]

Actually this one is pretty clever!

I agree that's pretty clever.

[infinitemonkies]

My submission for an official customerssuck t-shirt:

"Whoever said there are no stupid questions never worked in customer service."

[It shouldn't]

From a guy calling about a vehicle lockout.......

Me: And where is the vehicle located at?
SC: In my driveway!

Hmmm...... address would be nice....

[Treasure]

"I have a question."

"I have an answer - now, do they match up?"

[PepperElf]

someone else: I have a question
me: the answer is 42


and i've heard variations on this:
whenever you make something that's idiot-proof, someone goes and makes a better idiot

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I used to get my friends with this one...

Friend: "I've got a question for you..."
Me: "Is the answer blue?"

I even got the answer right once...

[Miss Fatale]

Me: If you have any questions, please let me know.
Student: Can I ask you a question?

What did I just say?! Sometimes I want to reply, "I'm sorry, Susie, I meant everyone else can ask a question except you. You can't."

[raw456]

I also used to annoy co workers with this one:

Co-worker: Can I ask you a question?
Me: You just did, now go away.

One co-worker got it and used to ask:

CW: Can i ask you 2 questions?
ME: Yes, you can and you have one left
CW: Cool! Blah, blah,blah........

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

There are no stupid questions. There are however a shit load of inquisitive idiots.

[hinakiba777]

There are no stupid questions, but there are unbearably stupid answers.