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  • Mr. Impatient Called Me

    Customer: My dad wants digital phone.
    Me: OK, what is his address?
    Customer: Uh…444 Smith Lane.
    Me: OK, and his name?
    Customer: Do you need to ask more questions?!
    Me: Well, yes.
    Customer: You can talk to my dad then…this is just too much!
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

  • #2
    Oh geez. I guess the basic need-to-knows are just too much for one person to handle...

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    • #3
      I'd hate to see that guy filling out an application of some sort.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
        I'd hate to see that guy filling out an application of some sort.
        Tee hee.

        Name: Mikey Impatient
        Address: 1234 Jones St.
        Work History: BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!

        That's just too much, do you really need to know that?
        "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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        • #5
          I think they called me not long ago...

          Caller: I'd like to get cable and internet service.
          Me: Okay. The address?
          Caller: blah, blah, blah
          Me: Okay, and...
          Caller: All right, I'll be home on Thursday. Thanks. <click>
          Me: Uh, uh, uh...

          I wondered if they called that Thursday... "We've been waiting for the cable guy all day long..."
          I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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