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Sarcasm + Idiocy = Cranky CSR
Customer: My computer was out…but it just came back on.
Me: Oh really?
Customer: (sarcastic) Oh really?
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Customer: I was told my fax machine wouldn’t work with cable TV.
Me: Uh…?? What?
Customer: Right, I was told my cable TV would “cancel out” my fax machine.
Me: No sir, it won’t.
Customer: Oh. Well anyway, seems to be working okay. I just thought you should know.
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Customer: Well, my phone was acting up…it’s doing better now.
Me: OK…
Customer: I just didn’t feel like hanging up until I could tell you about it.
Me: Oh really?
Customer: (sarcastic) Oh really?
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Customer: I was told my fax machine wouldn’t work with cable TV.
Me: Uh…?? What?
Customer: Right, I was told my cable TV would “cancel out” my fax machine.
Me: No sir, it won’t.
Customer: Oh. Well anyway, seems to be working okay. I just thought you should know.
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Customer: Well, my phone was acting up…it’s doing better now.
Me: OK…
Customer: I just didn’t feel like hanging up until I could tell you about it.