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  • I need Batteries!

    I was helping out at customer service under orders and under protest (I left there for a REASON!) answering phones. (oh joy) This one call was on my strange list.

    Me: Thank you for calling <blank>, How may I direct this call?
    SC: (practically yelling in the receiver) I need some help with batteries!
    Me: Well, I'll try to help if I can. What type is it? (IE phone, watch, standard)
    SC: It's umm, 1.5 volts!
    Me: Is there a model number written in it?
    SC: Well don't these thing come in size listings?!
    Me: Yes sir, but what you gave me was the power output, not size listing.
    SC: Well, it's a half inch in diameter! (great, we have limited to 4 different batteries, with the model listed on the top! Which he cannot find... )
    Me: Well sir, without a model number, I cannot help you.
    SC: It's Alkaline! (well, in that case, you're out of luck. we don't sell alkaline watch batteries)
    Me: Well sir, I need a model number to find out if we carry it.
    SC: Fine! Goodbye! <click>

    My ear hurt for a couple mins after that.
    I AM the evil bastard!
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  • #2
    Just a guess here, but I think the SC likely needed the battery for his hearing aid. Many of them use the same batteries as a watch would.
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    • #3
      Yet another reason why I don't like to answer the phone at work.
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      • #4
        People always expect me to know what size battery their glucometer takes. I don't know, and I'm sure not gonna open up a brand new one to look inside, since it isn't listed on the box itself.

        On the other hand....when they bring them in to compare batteries, there's always a gloop of old dried blood on them....

        I really don't know what's worse.

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        • #5
          Quoth AFpheonix View Post
          People always expect me to know what size battery their glucometer takes. I don't know, and I'm sure not gonna open up a brand new one to look inside, since it isn't listed on the box itself.

          On the other hand....when they bring them in to compare batteries, there's always a gloop of old dried blood on them....

          I really don't know what's worse.
          I'm voting for the dried blood. You just never know.
          I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

          Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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          • #6
            Standard AA, AAA, etc. batteries also output 1.5 volts.
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            • #7
              How nasty must you be with something as important as your glucometer to leave it covered in old blood? my bf's a type two and his glucometer is always in pristine condition and he cares for it with his life... since it has helped save his life!!
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