Whiskey finally loses her cool (not epic)

[Tama]

We all brought sweets...

Someone needs to make Whiskey dinner...

[Imogene]

Someone needs to make Whiskey dinner...

But, a whiskey dinner is usually reserved for alcoholics... *ducks, on reflex*
I was just about to point out that everyone brought her sugary things... I dunno, seems a sure way to lead into diabetes... *shrug*

[Exaspera]

I'm sorry all of the jerks got to you. I'd be glad to microwave some popcorn for you! That's about the best I can do at the moment. It's Official Boy Scout popcorn, though!

[Whiskey]

But, a whiskey dinner is usually reserved for alcoholics... *ducks, on reflex*

:|

[Imogene]

That's why I ducked.

[chainedbarista]

man, a total wtf shift; sorry about dealing with that, then meth heads. *will avoid discussing addicts and her thoughts on those types*

you need cheesecake for this one...and cake, and the brownies and maybe an irish coffee to chase it down.

[Seraph]

I just had to google irish coffee...its not actually a coffee? O_o thats...confusing.

[Cazzi]

It was last time I had it

That is coffee, with a nice dash of Irish Whiskey and cream floated on the top.. mmm

[Victory Sabre]

I'll bring the bottle of gin to the party. I can also make up some fresh fish. MMMM fish.

Seriously, I'm sorry you had to deal with such SC's.

[Whiskey]

I'm strongly considering calling out tonight. I offered to pick up the shift but after last night.. I dont know.

I'll bring the bottle of gin to the party. I can also make up some fresh fish. MMMM fish.

fish actually sounds really good right now. Its good I cut my credit card up, i'd go get some fried fish. Maybe sushi. Mm.


(i still want to cry about this. dont tell anyone)

[mharbourgirl]

A Whiskey dinner it is. Madam prefers fish, I see.

Would you care for the Grilled Whiskey Salmon with roast vegetables, or perhaps the Prawns in Whiskey with steamed rice would be more to your taste?

Dessert has already been laid on, of course. But if you are trying to watch your blood sugar, may I suggest a slice of Whiskey Soda Bread?

A shirtless waitperson will be along momentarily to take your order.

[Hyena Dandy]

But, a whiskey dinner is usually reserved for alcoholics... *ducks, on reflex*
I was just about to point out that everyone brought her sugary things... I dunno, seems a sure way to lead into diabetes... *shrug*

Non-sugary things are less comfort-foody.

[Whiskey]

A Whiskey dinner it is. Madam prefers fish, I see.

Would you care for the Grilled Whiskey Salmon with roast vegetables, or perhaps the Prawns in Whiskey with steamed rice would be more to your taste?

Dessert has already been laid on, of course. But if you are trying to watch your blood sugar, may I suggest a slice of Whiskey Soda Bread?

A shirtless waitperson will be along momentarily to take your order.

You are my new favorite. *pets new favorite*

[Whiskey]

haha.


hahahaha.

I just called my boss to see if someone could cover. She wont even call anyone. She says its part of my job to placate upset customers. I should have refilled the drink when is against policy I was previously taught.



fuck this job.

[Indigo]

*hugs Whiskey and hands over a plate of tonight's dinner* Have some cube steak, skillet gravy, rice, squash pancakes (basically fried squash) and corn on the cob that was picked this morning from our garden.

Let's see you eat any of the dessert after that!