Get that reference. 
My posts will be full of 'em.
These things just keep piling up, just keep pissing me off, more and more and more.
Please, for heaven's sake..
STOP piling lots of frozen shit into a paper bag and then giving me the stink-eye when I have to upend the bag to scan the items. I CAN'T just scan the bag and then as a result, everything in the bag is checked.
I am not magic.
STOP ASKING ME IF I'M OPEN!!!!!
I will shoot you in the face! (Not really)
My light is on. I am standing there. Yes, fucker, I am open!
"Well, my light is on...so..."
I don't care that it makes you feel stupid.
Stop.
Stop putting a box of diapers on the belt and then piling shit on top of it.
And when you see me taking some of the things off, don't also keep piling MORE stuff on top of it!
Jesus, lord, protector of all that is good and holy...
Deliver me from fat people in short pants. Not entirely sucky...but I was nearly sick!
Dear madam:
When your ass gets so big it looks like two giant watermelons have been shoved in your pants, you need to do something about it.
If I have to suffer, so do you all!
I was almost sick...
Heads will roll!
This was the only good part of the day.
Girl with tattoos comes through my line. I get a stray glance at the one on her right arm, it looked robotic, so I ask, "Is that a gundam?"
"Oh, no! That's Optimus Prime. I'm pissed off, though, they got his head the wrong color!"
Yay! Nerd girls unite!


My posts will be full of 'em.
These things just keep piling up, just keep pissing me off, more and more and more.
Please, for heaven's sake..
STOP piling lots of frozen shit into a paper bag and then giving me the stink-eye when I have to upend the bag to scan the items. I CAN'T just scan the bag and then as a result, everything in the bag is checked.
I am not magic.
STOP ASKING ME IF I'M OPEN!!!!!
I will shoot you in the face! (Not really)
My light is on. I am standing there. Yes, fucker, I am open!
"Well, my light is on...so..."
I don't care that it makes you feel stupid.
Stop.
Stop putting a box of diapers on the belt and then piling shit on top of it.
And when you see me taking some of the things off, don't also keep piling MORE stuff on top of it!
Jesus, lord, protector of all that is good and holy...
Deliver me from fat people in short pants. Not entirely sucky...but I was nearly sick!
Dear madam:
When your ass gets so big it looks like two giant watermelons have been shoved in your pants, you need to do something about it.
If I have to suffer, so do you all!

I was almost sick...
Heads will roll!
This was the only good part of the day.
Girl with tattoos comes through my line. I get a stray glance at the one on her right arm, it looked robotic, so I ask, "Is that a gundam?"
"Oh, no! That's Optimus Prime. I'm pissed off, though, they got his head the wrong color!"

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