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  • perhaps you should consider decaf...

    Ok, I got a deaf user yesterday who, seriously dude, decaf.

    Me- relaying

    Me: [An answering machine has picked up]
    Me: [Automated Female Voice]
    Me: (collecting information, please hold)
    Me: I'm sorry, the mailbox belonging to 555-555-1234 is full and cannot accept new messages.
    Me: Please try your call again later.
    Me: Goodbye
    Me: [Automated system has disconnected]
    Me: [Your call has been disconnected]
    Me: [Thank you for choosing (relay). Would you like to place another call?]
    DU: I have been using (relay) forever and never had this problem before!
    (really, your profile says you signed up last week... anyway)
    DU: REDIAL
    DU: YES DAMNIT, I SAID REDIAL
    (note, this was less than 5 seconds after he said redial)
    ME: [Redialing]
    ME: [An answering machine has picked up]
    ME: [Automated Female Voice]
    Me: (collecting information, please hold)
    DU: sksksksksksksk
    ME: [Your call has been disconnected]
    ME: [Thank you for choosing (relay). Would you like to place another call?]
    DU: FUCK YOU



    seriously dude, calm down... you obviously are new to the world of telephones if you have never heard of a voicemail being full... and really new to really if you don't understand that we always ask if you want another call before disconnecting you. Y'alls realize that the FCC pays us by the minute that we have a deaf user and hearing user connected... of course we are going to try to get you to place another call so we can get more minutes. And you just know these are the same people who would be pissed if we just disconnected them and they really did want to make another call.
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

  • #2
    Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
    ME: [Thank you for choosing (relay). Would you like to place another call?]
    DU: FUCK YOU
    "Dinner and drinks first, dear."

    Rapscallion

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    • #3
      Quoth Rapscallion View Post
      "Dinner and drinks first, dear."

      Rapscallion
      Or "Sorry, I only date within my own species."

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