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  • #31
    Yay! More Aussies!
    Last edited by SuperNat; 07-19-2010, 12:01 PM.

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    • #32
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Boobies? WHERE!?

      Down in front!
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #33
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        Down in front!
        Ahem... not down in front... Out in front.
        Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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        • #34
          Quoth SiobhanCecilia View Post
          An SC came to my register today with a trolley stacked high with clothes, shoes, hair colour and vitamin water. As I was processing the items, she says:

          SC: Where do you keep the frozen food?
          Me: I'm sorry, we don't have a frozen food section.
          SC: Why not? <F> has frozen food.
          Me: Yes, but this is <S>. We don't stock frozen food.
          SC: Do you have cheeseburgers?
          Me: No, we don't really sell food here. There's a <F> just across the road.
          SC: This is bullshit! Forget it, I don't want any of this!

          The SC proceeds to walk out indignantly, then turns around and semi-shouts "I haven't eaten all day and I have diabetes!"

          Whaaa?
          So she went through the whole dang store and collected all that stuff, and didn't decide she needed to eat until she got to the register? That's messed up.
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #35
            Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
            Ahem... not down in front... Out in front.
            Wait a few years. They'll be both then. lol!
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #36
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Boobies? WHERE!?

              They're over here.

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              • #37
                Man. There are a lot more Aussies on here than I thought.

                Hey! Resident Sandgroper here!
                Though I am currently abroad.....but we'll just ignore that.

                I used to eat those frozen cheeseburgers when I worked at a local <S> which is now been renamed to <I>. But then I worked out that the frozen sausage rolls are far more tasty.

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                • #38
                  Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                  Ahem... not down in front... Out in front.
                  He was in the way!
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                    Wait a few years. They'll be both then. lol!
                    Not a chance. I plan to overwrite the reality of time and gravity and continue to be, while not exactly perky, out there.
                    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Shalom View Post
                      Wait a minute. Something doesn't add up.

                      She was diabetic and she hadn't eaten all day...

                      so she wanted a frozen cheeseburger‽?!¿

                      What's she got, diamond teeth like Pterry's trolls?
                      Maybe she was going to throw them on the engine block and cook them on the way to her next snit.
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                      • #41
                        Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                        ... a limited range of homewares and manchester and an extremely limited range of lingerie. ...
                        What is manchester? I doubt you're selling the Manchester United Football Club.

                        Quoth Can I Help Your A$$? View Post
                        Didn't you know? We diabetics can only eat FROZEN FOOD in a sugar emergency!
                        Preferably ice cream.

                        Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                        Not a chance. I plan to overwrite the reality of time and gravity and continue to be, while not exactly perky, out there.
                        My niece accused my wife of being perky. My wife replied that she wasn't perky, she just had a good bra.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                          What is manchester? I doubt you're selling the Manchester United Football Club.
                          Bed linen, blankets, pillows, towels etc.
                          Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.

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                          • #43
                            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                            What is manchester? I doubt you're selling the Manchester United Football Club.
                            Pretty much as Mishi describes. It's a broad term.

                            My store has a very small range of sheet sets, quilt covers, comforters, blankets, towels and bath mats. I always want the blankets-they look so huggable.
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                            • #44
                              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                              What is manchester?
                              The legend has it that all of the linen shipped out to the colonies came in crates originating in Manchester - and us dumb crims assumed the mark on the side of the crates was a description of the contents.

                              *Waves at all the Aussies*

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                              • #45
                                Quoth Catherder View Post
                                The legend has it that all of the linen shipped out to the colonies came in crates originating in Manchester - and us dumb crims assumed the mark on the side of the crates was a description of the contents.
                                Well, I was wondering how the term came to be. That explains it.
                                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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