"You don't work here, but get me someone who does."

[ShadowTiger]

Wow. Think about that title for a second. Repeat it in your mind a few times. See what emotion it brings out in you.

I'm still trying to figure it out.



I'm walking away from the clock-out machine at work, just about to go home. I've got no vest on or anything at all. I'm completely plainclothes.

Guy walks up to me, "Do you work here?" I'm still contemplating why he singled me out when there are others in a vest nearby, and I don't even get halfway through my sentence of "No, I---" when he says "Well get me someone who does." And he just stands there. I blink, and walk away to go home.


Wow. WOW. Who the hell does he think he is?


I'm generally not an arse like that, but seriously, I give what I get.

[jjc927]

I would have personally directed him to the nearest person who actually is on the clock working, but he was just plain rude for expecting you to stay there longer to find someone (I wonder what his problem was)

[Gravekeeper]

I would have personally directed him to the nearest person who actually is on the clock working

He frankly doesn't even deserve that much.

[LillFilly]

I would have personally directed him to the nearest person who actually is on the clock working, but he was just plain rude for expecting you to stay there longer to find someone (I wonder what his problem was)

It SOUNDS like he didn't even care that she answered 'no' to 'do you work here.' so he seemed to expect a complete stranger to do his bidding! Wonder what orifice his silver spoon was in when he was born!

[Gravekeeper]

Wonder what orifice his silver spoon was in when he was born!

Dunno, but I bet it was in sideways.

[Marmalady]

Dunno, but I bet it was in sideways.

Oh, oh my ribs..... GK you will do me a mischief one day I swear it.....

[Falor]

Oh, oh my ribs..... GK you will do me a mischief one day I swear it.....

I think its purposeful. That darkness that resides where GK's heart once was seeks to feed upon the pain we all feel as we read his posts. Whether its describing a cuss-tomer or a smarmy response to someone else's post causing gut-busting laughter, that pain inflicted is the sweetest ambrosia.

[Mr Hero]

I think its purposeful. That darkness that resides where GK's heart once was seeks to feed upon the pain we all feel as we read his posts. Whether its describing a cuss-tomer or a smarmy response to someone else's post causing gut-busting laughter, that pain inflicted is the sweetest ambrosia.

Dark Lord, we ask for your mercy.

[chainedbarista]

you weren't the ass, he was. who in the hell walks up to a total stranger and says something like that. one that doesn't want to live very long...

[Whiskey]

Dark Lord, we ask for your mercy.

Think of the children posts!

[Tama]

that pain inflicted is the sweetest ambrosia.

The pain will make us IMMORTAL?!

(Bone up on your Greek mythology )

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

I would have said "Certainly. Please wait here and I'll send someone out to you."

Then left.

[hinakiba777]

I've accidentally assumed someone was a service rep when they were a customer. But I have never heard of anyone DEMANDING a stranger find them one.

I shudder to imagine the poor weak willed soul who would actually bend to such a demand. The contempt I feel for this EW is thick.

*gives ST a hero cookie* I present you this not only for not bending to the idiots will, but for not murdering him as so many of us would have.

[ShadowTiger]

Heheh, thank you. XD *Beginneth to nom the great nom*

I would have said "Certainly. Please wait here and I'll send someone out to you."

Then left.

I so wanted to do that. My response essentially consists entirely of this:

" Okay! ^o^ " All Ren & Stimpy-like, And then I happily turn tail and walk out.

[Marmalady]

that pain inflicted is the sweetest ambrosia.

oh, and it hurts sooooo good......

also sending ShadowTiger some triple chocolate chunk muffins for more noms