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Thank FUCK that two happened to my coworkers and not me.
Reason #2 that I hate the "Healthiness +" card that Aid of Rite pushes: people DO NOT read the FRISKING signs.
EW #1
Putting on a huge, big song and dance (complete with enough drama for an entire Las Vegas chorus line) about she's in a rush and she don't care about the card, but, hold up, why isn't her precious "Farnier" hairstyle gel coming up as 2/$6 like the sign says?!? Why aren't her precious "Shmershey's" chocolates coming up on sale?!? Why isn't "Helvon" coming up on sale for 40% off?!? This is bullshit!!!
Poor cashier A. "You need the card."
"But I don't WANT the card."
"You need the card. Nothing is on sale otherwise."
"Ugh, fine!! Then take off the chocolate and I need to buy the hair stuff but I want the 'Hevlon' for 40% off."
"You need the card."
"UGH then I WON'T TAKE IT FINE!"
EW #2
Poor, poor, poor, S.
"WHY ISN'T MY 'HEVLON' MAKEUP ON SALE?!? WH AREN'T THE LENS WIPES COMING UP 10% OFF?!?"
"Well, ma'am, you nee-"
"YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH"
"
"
"YOU WILL GIVE IT TO ME AT THIS PRICE."
"No. You get the card. Sorry."
"FINE THEN I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT"
EW #3
He happened to me. Sorry, guy, I can't honestly substitute two 12 packs of "Cocaine Cola" for the 24 pack price because the coupon calls for the 24 pack ONLY. You have diet/caffeine free "Cocaine Cola" which qualifies, but your 24 packs don't. Oh, look, here comes manager S1. What's that, she can offer you the $6.99 price for the two 12 packs but not the coupon amount off? Well that's great. Oh. But you don't want it because you can't get your precious coupon? Byes! See you later!
Bonus: I Like Fat Girls And I Cannot Lie...
It's a bit sad but a bit funny at the same time. One customer (a bit old and scraggly and skinny as a weed and a drunk) always comes in and flirts with us female cashiers, but nothing disgusting. Unlike others, I don't mind being called "sweetheart" or "hon". However, this guy seems to like doing it to me the most, and I wondered why. I'm not particularly fit, I easily outweigh the others by quite a lot...
Apparently, S saw this guy while on her smoke break, chatting up one of the other customers. 400+ lbs, I mean, a HULK of a woman. He was full on with her, saying that he has some viagra and they could go somewhere tonight and show her a rocking good time. She, obviously, turned his ass down and peeled out.
I just wonder if he has a particular fetish for fat girls or if he's that hard up for attention he'll take whoever he can get? I'd turn his ass down flat, too if he tried anything, he's old enough to be my grandpa. Yuck.
Reason #2 that I hate the "Healthiness +" card that Aid of Rite pushes: people DO NOT read the FRISKING signs.
EW #1
Putting on a huge, big song and dance (complete with enough drama for an entire Las Vegas chorus line) about she's in a rush and she don't care about the card, but, hold up, why isn't her precious "Farnier" hairstyle gel coming up as 2/$6 like the sign says?!? Why aren't her precious "Shmershey's" chocolates coming up on sale?!? Why isn't "Helvon" coming up on sale for 40% off?!? This is bullshit!!!
Poor cashier A. "You need the card."
"But I don't WANT the card."
"You need the card. Nothing is on sale otherwise."
"Ugh, fine!! Then take off the chocolate and I need to buy the hair stuff but I want the 'Hevlon' for 40% off."
"You need the card."
"UGH then I WON'T TAKE IT FINE!"
EW #2
Poor, poor, poor, S.
"WHY ISN'T MY 'HEVLON' MAKEUP ON SALE?!? WH AREN'T THE LENS WIPES COMING UP 10% OFF?!?"
"Well, ma'am, you nee-"
"YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH"
"
""YOU WILL GIVE IT TO ME AT THIS PRICE."
"No. You get the card. Sorry."
"FINE THEN I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT"
EW #3
He happened to me. Sorry, guy, I can't honestly substitute two 12 packs of "Cocaine Cola" for the 24 pack price because the coupon calls for the 24 pack ONLY. You have diet/caffeine free "Cocaine Cola" which qualifies, but your 24 packs don't. Oh, look, here comes manager S1. What's that, she can offer you the $6.99 price for the two 12 packs but not the coupon amount off? Well that's great. Oh. But you don't want it because you can't get your precious coupon? Byes! See you later!
Bonus: I Like Fat Girls And I Cannot Lie...
It's a bit sad but a bit funny at the same time. One customer (a bit old and scraggly and skinny as a weed and a drunk) always comes in and flirts with us female cashiers, but nothing disgusting. Unlike others, I don't mind being called "sweetheart" or "hon". However, this guy seems to like doing it to me the most, and I wondered why. I'm not particularly fit, I easily outweigh the others by quite a lot...
Apparently, S saw this guy while on her smoke break, chatting up one of the other customers. 400+ lbs, I mean, a HULK of a woman. He was full on with her, saying that he has some viagra and they could go somewhere tonight and show her a rocking good time. She, obviously, turned his ass down and peeled out.
I just wonder if he has a particular fetish for fat girls or if he's that hard up for attention he'll take whoever he can get? I'd turn his ass down flat, too if he tried anything, he's old enough to be my grandpa. Yuck.
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