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  • Good old SC "math" WARNING: LANGUAGE

    I had a SC approach the counter.

    SC: I need to know where <item which is is debt2, i work in dept1> is NOW!
    Me: *i sort of know where it is* Ok if you go to aisle X, go all the way to to back wall of the store is should be right their.
    SC: I was just their! Show me!
    Me: Well, I can't leave the department this minute, but I can page someone from <dept2> to show you.
    SC: Fine.
    Me: *on PA* "<Dept2> please dial XXX for Customer assistance, <Dept2> please dial XXX for Customer assistance"

    About 5 seconds pass...

    SC: Why the hell haven;t they called!!!? I have asked 6 people, been misdirected by you employees 10 times
    Me: They will call, just give them a minute to get to a phone.
    SC: I HAVE BEEN LIED TO BY 8 EMPLOYEES AND BEEN TOLD THE WRONG LOCATIONS 13 TIMES!!!!! I NEED ITEMM NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
    Me: Ok. Let me page them again.

    I page dept2 again, in mid page they call.

    Me: Hello?
    D2: Yes.
    Me: Can you show a customer where <item> is, they are in my dept.
    D2: Ok, be right over.

    Me: ma'am they are coming right now.
    SC: Ok.

    I see a employee from dept2 heading my way.

    Me: There they are *points to employee*.
    SC: *looks* Fuck! FUCK! Dammmmit! FuUUUUUUck! No, not again you not FUCKING lying to me and feeding me your shit again! Nooo! No.

    The SC storms off and leaves. I asked D2 employee, they have never seen the lady before.

  • #2
    I dunno, it sounds more like meth was involved, rather than math. Crazy!
    "You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!" Will Smith, 'I, Robot'.

    "You LOSE! Good day, sir!" Gene Wilder, 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.

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    • #3
      You sure they really never saw her before? Because if it was me, and I had ever seen a customer that crazy, I would not admit it...Ever.
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        I READ ELVENTY!!!#*(&!@#!!! POSTERS TALK ABOUT THIS SAME SC AND THEY REPEATED THE STORY FIVE BAZILLION TIMES!!!! I DEMAND COMPENSATION!

        SirWired

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        • #5
          what was this item that she could not spend another moment without, btw?
          look! it's ghengis khan!
          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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          • #6
            Quoth chainedbarista View Post
            what was this item that she could not spend another moment without, btw?
            Some sort of milk in a specific brand and size.

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            • #7
              Quoth Snowbird View Post
              I dunno, it sounds more like meth was involved, rather than math.
              That SC is proof...that whatever it is, it didn't smoke itself
              Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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