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    It was fashion day at Her Highness of Milk!

    Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Queen of Milk Product's very own SC fashion show!

    Coming down the catwalk now is the ever popular skankette look! See how this barely-teenage girl artfully combines shorts that show the curve of her behind from both top and bottom as well as a top that would do the same for her bosom, if she'd had any. Of course this look is completed with the bold style of lime green flip flops.

    Next up is a chic strapless bikini. Not just for the beach anymore ladies! Black shelf underwire top carefully supports this lovely lady's sunken breasts. Pants? Pants are for the unfashionable this season! Half smoked cigarettes and silver high heels are all the rage!

    And we didn't forget the men, oh no we didn't. Feast your eyes on this stylish model. Wearing a sexy camo pair of swim trunks in size daymn he's large! and a shirt made of-wait wait what's this? What this commentator previously mistook for a shirt was actually this man's chest hair. Get a hold of yourselves ladies he's taken!




    What has been seen can not be unseen. I regret working so close to the public pool.
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    ugh, now i must go poke out my minds eye.
    look! it's ghengis khan!
    Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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    • #3
      Quoth shankyknitter View Post

      lovely lady's sunken breasts. What has been seen can not be unseen. I regret working so close to the public pool.
      Pirates Delight????? Sunken chest?????
      I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
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      • #4
        Quoth Racket_Man View Post
        Pirates Delight????? Sunken chest?????
        Sort of puts the "Ho" in Yo Ho Ho.
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Ah, but you were not at one of our recent food festivals, and did not see the bodacious booty in screaming orange short-shorts over fugly platform shoes that required walking on tippy-toe, paired with a lovely shirt tied in a knot under the, um, other bodacious assets.
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Back when I worked at the chocolate store of truffle yummies, we'd get beacj-goers. Fine, I don't care what you wear, but keep in mind as my store sells chocolate we had to keep the store cool (hated that in summer...going from heat to freezing AC makes me a bit ill....whatever)

            Anywho, this gals strolls in wearing naught but shorts and a bikini top, and comments, "Wow....it's COLD in here"

            I was in a "I'm gonna quit here soon so I don't care what I say mood," so I replied (in a solf voice, I don't think she heard) "Yes, we can see"
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            • #7
              Some of what I've seen at renfaires...GAH. And mom wonders why I like to wear my LARP costume when attending...at least it looks correct (moreso than flipflops and a ripped obscene-saying tank top).
              "I am quite confident that I do exist."
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              • #8
                Coming down the catwalk now is the ever popular skankette look! See how this barely-teenage girl artfully combines shorts that show the curve of her behind from both top and bottom as well as a top that would do the same for her bosom, if she'd had any. Of course this look is completed with the bold style of lime green flip flops.
                ^ Those are called Prosti-tots.

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                • #9
                  Gah.... I still don't get how some people have no shame in looking like slags or like their clothes are too many sizes so small that they'd rip at any moment when they go out.
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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                  • #10
                    At least you aren't in Wisconsin.

                    The very first "spring like" day usually sometime between late February and the middle of March, it seems everyone thinks it's Daisy Duke time and time to go shirtless. After another way too long winter of no sun and everyone binge eating to stay alive throughout the never-ending days and nights of nothing but snow and cold.

                    And that's when it's only, like, 30 degrees outside. Granted I relish those days and wear open toed heels, but never shorts or tanks. It's not that nice out.
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #11
                      Quoth blas View Post
                      At least you aren't in Wisconsin.

                      The very first "spring like" day usually sometime between late February and the middle of March, it seems everyone thinks it's Daisy Duke time and time to go shirtless. After another way too long winter of no sun and everyone binge eating to stay alive throughout the never-ending days and nights of nothing but snow and cold.

                      And that's when it's only, like, 30 degrees outside. Granted I relish those days and wear open toed heels, but never shorts or tanks. It's not that nice out.

                      They do that in western NY, too. Flip flops and baggy shorts until snow flies, jacket wide open over 12 inches of cleavage. I once saw a guy running through a store parking lot wearing shorts, t-shirt and flip flops....in Jan. or Feb., through the snow and slush. Probably on a beer run befor the football game.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth MoonCat View Post
                        They do that in western NY, too. Flip flops and baggy shorts until snow flies, jacket wide open over 12 inches of cleavage. I once saw a guy running through a store parking lot wearing shorts, t-shirt and flip flops....in Jan. or Feb., through the snow and slush. Probably on a beer run befor the football game.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Blas
                          The very first "spring like" day usually sometime between late February and the middle of March, it seems everyone thinks it's Daisy Duke time and time to go shirtless. After another way too long winter of no sun and everyone binge eating to stay alive throughout the never-ending days and nights of nothing but snow and cold.
                          You make me so glad we don't live in Idaho anymore! I shudder to remember the combination of pasty white blinding skin and too many Twinkies over the winter. Thank you for the reminder, as it is in the triple digits here and Idaho was looking good again for a second!
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                          • #14
                            Quoth blas View Post
                            At least you aren't in Wisconsin.

                            The very first "spring like" day usually sometime between late February and the middle of March, it seems everyone thinks it's Daisy Duke time
                            at least you aren't in a large college town in Wisconsin....we have sororicicles-which are what the sorostitutes become in winter...because wearing a winter coat to stave off the hypothermia would clash with the open-toed stiletto heels and skirt so short it may just be a belt or a long blouse...then complain about the cold...
                            Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                            • #15
                              Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                              at least you aren't in a large college town in Wisconsin....we have sororicicles-which are what the sorostitutes become in winter...because wearing a winter coat to stave off the hypothermia would clash with the open-toed stiletto heels and skirt so short it may just be a belt or a long blouse...then complain about the cold...
                              Yeah, but they're still at the age where they are sacrificing comfort for style. Most of us start thinking otherwise later in life.
                              Dull women have immaculate homes.

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