The Tow Files - Buddy and his big-ass truck

[Mr Hero]

Or, to paraphrase a quote of mine that's become semi-famous on this board:

Jack that truck higher, I can't tell how small your dick is.

I was actually thinking of your other 2 threads, and figured this guy was compensating.

[dalesys]

I'm only surprised he didn't try parking over a small car that had a permit.

[mikoyan29]

He sounds pretty braindead, but then again, I think you have to be pretty brain dead to want to drive a truck like that.

[Tama]

Unless it's your JOB to drive a truck like that of course.

[protege]

Coming from a small area with lots of jacked up trucks with huge tires, and knowing the dolts that normally drive them, I can't help but wonder if the size of a vehicle's tires is inversely proportional to the owner's IQ.

I hear ya. We have quite a few of those fools locally. I could understand if you lived well off the beaten path...and *needed* such a vehicle. I could understand if we constantly got 3 feet of snow. But, as seeing that nearly all of those vehicles are driven on the *street,* I have to wonder about their IQ. Even better, are the fools who buy 2WD versions of those vehicles, jack them up and fit those tires...and then can't understand why a FWD Corolla like mine doesn't get stuck like they do Seriously, when we got that massive storm back in February, all I had to do was throw it into 2nd, and walked right up the hills past the stuck trucks

[chainedbarista]

he's compensating for more than just a small...member.

[smileyeagle1021]

You know, it took me getting one parking ticket at the SLCC campus to learn to double check that I was in the correct permit area... and that was only a $10 ticket (had permit but in wrong area).
How can you be towed (which I assume costs a good deal more than $10) so many times not get it through someone's head not to park there?

[eltf177]

I think Buddy meets the official definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over in the hopes of a different result...

Seriously, @ $105 a tow it sounds like your company made over $1000 from this one dry-pool diving member. Pity his actions with the ball-peen hammer didn't get him a room in the greybar motel...

Waiting anxiously for the next installment...

[CaptainThrifty]

Got to love people like Buddy. They make certain jobs recession proof.

[crazylegs]

-Buddy started cranking his front wheels all the way to the left or right, (to his credit, he apparently knew or just luckily guessed that the dolly wheel sets we have don’t extend out long enough to pick up trucks with huge tires that do this, as the tires then will be sticking almost a foot out of the fender wells) But, all this meant was a second truck had to follow the first with it’s emergency lights on because Buddy’s truck would be going down the road ahead of it at a funny non-straight angle.

Our towing company that we use at work (for cars that have no insurance, or need recovering for the CSI chaps to look at) have a four wheel lift that'll plonk it down on the flatbed of the truck - there ain't no way of avoiding that!

[Dave1982]

I'm also curious about just how much money this moron blew on towing fees/fines before finally losing it. If it won't get you in trouble to say, of course.

[Mr. Anubite]

Jack that truck higher, I can't tell how small your dick is.

Am I the only one who thinks that when I see one of those trucks?

I once saw a woman driving one, and I just assumed she was... envious.

[Argabarga]

Buddy probably shelled out close to $700 before he finally got out of our hair for good, and I later learned that the cost of parking passes for that particular property?

$4 a day

[Marmalady]

Buddy probably shelled out close to $700 before he finally got out of our hair for good, and I later learned that the cost of parking passes for that particular property?

$4 a day

His brand of stupid sure is expensive....

[MrsEclipse]

Am I the only one who thinks that when I see one of those trucks?

It's Nauremen's Law: The amount of lavish accessories bestowed upon the vehicle is inversely proportional to the driver's penis.