No, the title has nothing to do with the customer's nationality...
Couple of nights ago, I had a customer seek me out at my bank of Uscans, as she wanted to do a return, after 8 PM, which means customer service was CLOSED, and had left the building ("Uh-uh-uh-huh" *lip curl*), so she'd have to wait for a manager to become available. I get one of the managers to at least talk to her, he gets called back to run a register as we are suddenly slammed with customers... and it continues to be slammed when the customer comes over and asks me if he is returning... and can I please call him back to customer service?
"I don't NEED to call him, I can just walk over and talk to him." I do so, and he points out how we're currently rammed, and he'll be back as soon as he can, and how he had told her that when he left to jump on register. So, I walk/hobble back, and 'update' her. And go back to watching the customers I have to attend to.
A minute later (I hope it was a minute...) "Is he coming back?"
I turn around and nearly trip over her in my haste. Crap. "I told you what he told me, and what he told you. You now know everything I KNOW. He will be there when he can get free again." And go back to IDing and clearing and kicking people for fun.
Another minute perhaps, "Is he coming back?"
I debate turning to slap her, blaming it on my bad hand going wild... but refrain, instead turning to yell, "I HAVE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW EXCEPT FOR WHERE THEY BURIED JIMMY HOFFA!"
Luckily, just as the manager is coming over.
Couple of nights ago, I had a customer seek me out at my bank of Uscans, as she wanted to do a return, after 8 PM, which means customer service was CLOSED, and had left the building ("Uh-uh-uh-huh" *lip curl*), so she'd have to wait for a manager to become available. I get one of the managers to at least talk to her, he gets called back to run a register as we are suddenly slammed with customers... and it continues to be slammed when the customer comes over and asks me if he is returning... and can I please call him back to customer service?
"I don't NEED to call him, I can just walk over and talk to him." I do so, and he points out how we're currently rammed, and he'll be back as soon as he can, and how he had told her that when he left to jump on register. So, I walk/hobble back, and 'update' her. And go back to watching the customers I have to attend to.
A minute later (I hope it was a minute...) "Is he coming back?"
I turn around and nearly trip over her in my haste. Crap. "I told you what he told me, and what he told you. You now know everything I KNOW. He will be there when he can get free again." And go back to IDing and clearing and kicking people for fun.
Another minute perhaps, "Is he coming back?"
I debate turning to slap her, blaming it on my bad hand going wild... but refrain, instead turning to yell, "I HAVE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW EXCEPT FOR WHERE THEY BURIED JIMMY HOFFA!"
Luckily, just as the manager is coming over.
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