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    Ah, here's a pen.. (language)

    Maybe I'll just jam it in my fucking neck and get it over with!

    You'll see why at the end.


    Colder Than Ares' Tomb

    People, please.

    Stop piling your cold shit on top of your freezer bags. This makes no logical sense at all. Maybe if you put the bag on TOP. MAYBE, that would be sensible. Bag on top of frozen beans. Other way around, not so much.

    But on the bottom???

    Sign Here

    I have to ask you to sign your check. Yes I am aware that Roger's doesn't make you. Or any of the other fifty thousand stores you've visited in the past 30 years.

    Stop getting snippy. My job is too valuable to me to skip over something as tiny as a signature.

    GIVE ME A GOD-DAMN SPOON

    The family does not understand the gravity of the situation.

    Malmart decided to have a sort of promotion for the purpose of kicking off the back-to-school season early.


    They are giving away FREE SILLY BANDS (to people under 18)!!!!!!!!!

    In a few days.

    Free silly bands.

    May the General of Sparta be my guide on that dark day.
    Last edited by Tama; 07-25-2010, 01:02 AM.
    My Guide to Oblivion

    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."
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  • #2
    Get ready for the 40 year old woman who will claim to be under 18 and demand a sillyband because her snotty little precious wants TWO instead of one.

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    • #3
      Quoth Tama View Post
      Stop piling your cold shit on top of your freezer bags.
      Eeeewwwwww!
      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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      • #4
        I meant frozen stuff.

        Sorry, I've been in a bad mood today.
        My Guide to Oblivion

        "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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        • #5
          Silly bands.

          You poor, poor thing.

          I'm hesitant to appear as if I'm making light of your situation, but I really feel a 'pool' of some sort is in order...on how many adults throw a hissy fit over not getting a band.

          Kidding aside, that's going to bring the EW's out in droves. I can't even imagine.
          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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          • #6
            Why would anybody object to signing their own check?? You can't cash it without a signature on it, as far as I know...

            Silly bands...I see them all over the sidewalk. More litter (sigh).
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              Quoth Tama View Post
              ...They are giving away FREE SILLY BANDS (to people under 18)!!!!!!!!!

              In a few days.

              Free silly bands.

              May the General of Sparta be my guide on that dark day.

              Be prepared for "But I'm getting them for my 236 children!"
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                My boss gave us silly bands today... kind of random

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                • #9
                  I sell an off-brand kind of Silly Bands.

                  They. make. No. Sense. To. Me.

                  I only ran into one kid that went nuts over them (she was Special so I didn't mind. Kinda a cutie, too).
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                  • #10
                    Wonderful news, we were ALL OUT when I got to work.

                    I feel kinda bad for not having any stories though.
                    My Guide to Oblivion

                    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                    • #11
                      I have to ask you to sign your check.
                      wait...what? a signature is necessary for that check to be valid, i was under that impression, at least. how in the hell did she expect the store to get money from her?? yet another dumbass failure...
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                      • #12
                        Actually, no. Here at Malmart I can run your check with NO signature (as I have done so sometimes). And since we give you your check back....

                        Before you grill me about that, sometimes neither I nor the customer has a pen, so I offer to let it slide if they show me their driver's license or other ID. Since I might need the ID anyway it works out great.
                        My Guide to Oblivion

                        "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Tama View Post
                          Actually, no. Here at Malmart I can run your check with NO signature (as I have done so sometimes). And since we give you your check back....

                          Before you grill me about that, sometimes neither I nor the customer has a pen, so I offer to let it slide if they show me their driver's license or other ID. Since I might need the ID anyway it works out great.
                          Yeah, whenever I shop there I just hand the cashier a blank check, s/he runs it through, and hands the check back to me with the printed stuff on it. I was told that the only time I need to fill anything out on the check is if they keep it, but if they give it back to the customer, nothing needs to be filled out by said customer.
                          "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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                          • #14
                            We're actually NOT supposed to do that without a signature, but...yeah.

                            (At least I do it with some proof)
                            My Guide to Oblivion

                            "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Tama View Post
                              We're actually NOT supposed to do that without a signature, but...yeah.

                              (At least I do it with some proof)
                              I forgot to mention that they always check my ID. I suppose that little tidbit of information would have helped my story
                              "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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