Wow..

[superhotelworker]

Wedding parties.. a tennis tournament.. drunk teen..ambulances.. and it's not even 1 am yet!

Wedding parties..
I make it NO secret. I hate wedding parties. Usually cause the drunk groomsmen drive me nuts. But this time, it's the mother of the bride.

She's come down no less than four times complaining that our rooms just aren't big enough! And then that we don't have a 'business center.' and nobody told her. I made the group reservation, I told her three times! No business center, no bars in the rooms. She's so drunk now, she's demanding to know where the elevator.

Tennis Tournament
There are 14 rooms set aside for a tennis tournament. Of which, they're teams named for countries. (Don't ask me.) Apparently, China has alot of girlfriends, the American team wants a cab out of here, and the English guy thinks I'm cute, awesome!

Drunk Teens and Ambulances
Really don't understand why adults make rooms for their kids to let them drink. They'd be SAFER with you and not at a hotel, where I can't see them! Let your precious kidlins drink at home, and not here. Because you're sweet little innocent child, tried to kill himself with a SHOWER CURTAIN. See, if he'd done this at home, you could have had the satisfaction of yelling at him, not me. I didn't buy your child the beer, I didn't sign up to babysit your child, and no, the fact you're getting talked to by police, isn't my problem either. Have a nice night ya dumbshit!

Wrong Number..
Me: *spiel*
Guest on phone: "What road are you on?"
Me: "Homer Adams Parkway."
Guest: "I don't see you."
Me: "have you passed the Shop and Save?"
Guest: "There's no bars that way. I'm trying to reach you!"
Me: "I'm a hotel sir.. who were you trying to reach?"
Guest: "Bubby and Sissy's."
Me: "I'm not the drag show sir. Their number is ***-**67.
Guest; "But.. that's what I dialed."
Me: "No. You dialed ***=**85."
Guest: "Maybe I'm too drunk for this.."

[hinakiba777]

Me: "I'm not the drag show sir. Their number is ***-**67.

Not, "This is a hotel, not a drag show." But "I'm not a drag show." PRICELESS ^-^ I love you SHW

Also I really don't get parents sending their kids to a hotel room to drink. Don't they realize how many things could go wrong?!

[Mr Hero]

Wrong Number..
Me: *spiel*
Guest on phone: "What road are you on?"
Me: "Homer Adams Parkway."
Guest: "I don't see you."
Me: "have you passed the Shop and Save?"
Guest: "There's no bars that way. I'm trying to reach you!"
Me: "I'm a hotel sir.. who were you trying to reach?"
Guest: "Bubby and Sissy's."
Me: "I'm not the drag show sir. Their number is ***-**67.
Guest; "But.. that's what I dialed."
Me: "No. You dialed ***=**85."
Guest: "Maybe I'm too drunk for this.."

It sounds like this guy is driving. Kinda scary if you ask me.

[superhotelworker]

Hero: yes it is.
Hina: aww, I love you too.

[Mr Hero]

I automatically love hotel workers' stories. Much love to be had in this topic!

[infinitemonkies]

Drunk Teens and Ambulances
Really don't understand why adults make rooms for their kids to let them drink.

Cause the parents don't want to deal with the noise or the mess. Let the kids piss off anonymous strangers instead.
Course, I get the last laugh when I not only have jr. dragged out in handcuffs, but I also charge every room they disturbed to mommy & daddies cc.

[Taboo]

I also charge every room they disturbed to mommy & daddies cc.

Oooh, evil. I like.

[PepperElf]

Guest: "Maybe I'm too drunk for this.."

all i can think of is...

"oh ok, so wait, what street are you on again? what's your car look like?"

then... "hello, police? Yes I have a report of a drunk driver in an orange gremlin on Stupid Street"

[JustaCashier]

Cause the parents don't want to deal with the noise or the mess. Let the kids piss off anonymous strangers instead.

Yep!

It also sounds like the parents stay home, rather than to rent a room for themselves as well, to be nearby to monitor the kids and check in on them periodically.

I wonder if another reason for doing that, is they figure (stupidly since it's being charged to their card so there's a paper trail to follow) that if they don't host the party, and supply the liquor in their own home, they're off the hook legally (and on their Homeowner's Policy) for anything that happens to the drunken kids, or any harm they may cause others?

Mike

[Syriilord]

Guest: "Maybe I'm too drunk for this.."

At least he admitted it, unlike most of 'em

[chainedbarista]

She's so drunk now, she's demanding to know where the elevator.

open up the doors and push her down the shaft...she won't know the difference.

Guest: "Maybe I'm too drunk for this.."

ya think?

[StormCMage]

question, how does one go about almost killing themselves with a shower curtain, drunk or not? I just can't picture that?

[Mytical]

How to almost kill yourself with a shower curtain. Do not try this at home, only clumsy people have tried this, and not always with very good results.

Step 1) Get floor of bathroom very wet. Doesn't matter how, just make sure the floor is nice and slippery.

Step 2) Don't be graceful on your feet. The clumsier you are the better.

Step 3) While stepping out of the shower, slip on the bathroom floor.

Step 4) Despite weighing 300+ lbs..grab at said shower curtain.

Step 5) Be amazed when said shower curtain fails to hold your 300+ lbs.

Step 6) Fall BACK into the shower, grasping at the useless shower curtain. Hit your head on the tub. Bonus points if you hit your head on the wall FIRST.

All I gotta say is, I am glad I have a really really hard head. So that is how you can almost kill yourself involving a shower curtain.

[hinakiba777]

....All I gotta say is, I am glad I have a really really hard head. So that is how you can almost kill yourself involving a shower curtain.

True or options B. Which really screams "Drunken Teen Idiocy" more so then "Clumsy":

The Teen in question removes the shower curtain and pretends to be a ghost by wearing it. As shower curtains are not permeable to air or water, they ended up knocking themselves out via the awesome "Bag on the Head" trick.

[AccountingDrone]

How to almost kill yourself with a shower curtain. Do not try this at home, only clumsy people have tried this, and not always with very good results.

Step 1) Get floor of bathroom very wet. Doesn't matter how, just make sure the floor is nice and slippery.

Step 2) Don't be graceful on your feet. The clumsier you are the better.

Step 3) While stepping out of the shower, slip on the bathroom floor.

Step 4) Despite weighing 300+ lbs..grab at said shower curtain.

Step 5) Be amazed when said shower curtain fails to hold your 300+ lbs.

Step 6) Fall BACK into the shower, grasping at the useless shower curtain. Hit your head on the tub. Bonus points if you hit your head on the wall FIRST.

All I gotta say is, I am glad I have a really really hard head. So that is how you can almost kill yourself involving a shower curtain.

Ouch =(

I am both a klutz, and now very movement impaired ... I tend to get into a bathtub by sitting on the rim and swinging my legs over ratgehr than trying to step in - I have a shitty track record with slipping on getting into and out of tubs especially if they are slightly wet.

I actually have added a nonskid shower mat and am considering adding a portable grab bar to my travel gear, and am looking for an ultralight folding/disassembleable shower seat to add also.