I was only on window for like 2 hours tonight. I don't really do window anymore. My TL does it because he does not want me to burn down the restaurant. So I'm off window, i merge over to fryers and help out grill. Grill person goes on lunch, my TL asks if I want window or grill.
I'd cut off my right arm before I go to window voluntarily, so I tell him I'll take grill. We were doing 200$ an hour, every hour, for six hours. I was on grill for roughly 3 hours. Three 200$/hr hours. And I held that shit doooownnnnnnn. I have no experience on grill, in any fashion, ever. I taught myself what I know and I've barely been on grill, never in a rush. I got backed up once, because someone ordered something I didn't know how to make, but i was still ahead of drive (getting orders out the window) all night. Fuck yes! Suck it!
All of that is relevant, even if it wasnt I'd still have put it there cause haaaaaaaaay I kick ass. So its mid-rush, a little dead (for a rush) and I had been on grill for at least 2 hours.
TL: My team lead, on window
G: GRILL! THATS ME! HELL YEAH SUCK IT BITCH!
C:
customer.
TL: welcome to jack what can i get you
C: Yeah i was here 20 minutes ago and Im missing food!
TL: *looks at me*
G: *flips the bird, shakes head*
TL: what were you missing
G: A #1 !!!
Authors note: I have NO IDEA how to make a #1 (sirloin cheeseburger) because no one really orders them. Ive had no practice. I would have shit had someone ordered one of those.
G: NO HE SURE AS SHIT DIDNT.
TL: Do you have your receipt
C: No one gave me a receipt!
G: I HAVEN'T MADE ONE ALL NIGHT
TL: I'm sorry, everyone gets a receipt and we havent made a sirloin tonight.
C: Well it was missing!@!!
TL: Theres nothing I can do, anything else?
He orders, whatever, gets to the window.
TL: Your total is x.xx
C: I cant believe this! I ordered a number 10 and two chicken sandwiches, i didnt get my curly fries or a chicken sandwich!~!!!
TL:........what?
He couldn't keep his story straight for 20 feet.
Oh and i've bitched about our new spiel. I have to direct them to the screen to tell me their order appears correct.
Me: So you have a chicken sandwich a large curly fry and two tacos, is everything on the screen correct?
C:...what?
Me: Is everything on the screen correct
C: screen?
Me: The screen on the board.
C: Yeah!
Me: x.xx at the window.
Me: Okay a chicken sandwich a large curly fry and two tacos, x.xx please
C: no it was a regular fry!
I give up.
I'd cut off my right arm before I go to window voluntarily, so I tell him I'll take grill. We were doing 200$ an hour, every hour, for six hours. I was on grill for roughly 3 hours. Three 200$/hr hours. And I held that shit doooownnnnnnn. I have no experience on grill, in any fashion, ever. I taught myself what I know and I've barely been on grill, never in a rush. I got backed up once, because someone ordered something I didn't know how to make, but i was still ahead of drive (getting orders out the window) all night. Fuck yes! Suck it!
All of that is relevant, even if it wasnt I'd still have put it there cause haaaaaaaaay I kick ass. So its mid-rush, a little dead (for a rush) and I had been on grill for at least 2 hours.
TL: My team lead, on window
G: GRILL! THATS ME! HELL YEAH SUCK IT BITCH!
C:

TL: welcome to jack what can i get you
C: Yeah i was here 20 minutes ago and Im missing food!
TL: *looks at me*
G: *flips the bird, shakes head*
TL: what were you missing
G: A #1 !!!
Authors note: I have NO IDEA how to make a #1 (sirloin cheeseburger) because no one really orders them. Ive had no practice. I would have shit had someone ordered one of those.
G: NO HE SURE AS SHIT DIDNT.
TL: Do you have your receipt
C: No one gave me a receipt!
G: I HAVEN'T MADE ONE ALL NIGHT
TL: I'm sorry, everyone gets a receipt and we havent made a sirloin tonight.
C: Well it was missing!@!!
TL: Theres nothing I can do, anything else?
He orders, whatever, gets to the window.
TL: Your total is x.xx
C: I cant believe this! I ordered a number 10 and two chicken sandwiches, i didnt get my curly fries or a chicken sandwich!~!!!
TL:........what?
He couldn't keep his story straight for 20 feet.
Oh and i've bitched about our new spiel. I have to direct them to the screen to tell me their order appears correct.
Me: So you have a chicken sandwich a large curly fry and two tacos, is everything on the screen correct?
C:...what?
Me: Is everything on the screen correct
C: screen?
Me: The screen on the board.
C: Yeah!
Me: x.xx at the window.
Me: Okay a chicken sandwich a large curly fry and two tacos, x.xx please
C: no it was a regular fry!
I give up.
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