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    Had a customer entice me into ranting about my job tonight... no big deal, until he asked me what I WANTED to do with my life... "Video game characters...?"
    Went on a bit on that tangent, then he suddenly blurts, "When was the last time you got laid? I know a girl named Jennifer... you like girls named Jennifer?"
    M: "Depends on their personality..."
    H: "I don't know anything about that... I know her name's Jennifer..."
    M: *sigh* "To answer your previous question, 'never', I'm a virgin by choice."
    H: "You've never been laid? You're shitting me!"
    M: "Nope, entirely serious. Virgin by choice, because the thought of sex makes me go, "Oh, that is so dirty!"... and that's how I know I'm OCD..." (Conversely, I would be perfectly happy to be the hot tranny in a porno... some day...)
    "I call murder on that!"

  • #2
    This whole conversation makes me go o.O
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • #3
      IMHO, I would have simply said the last part aloud and smiled as they made the face.

      "Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." - Steve Martin

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      • #4
        So the customer picks out his lovers based on their name? Reminds me of some scene in I-can't-remember-where-I-saw-it:

        Man: Is this Lisa?
        Woman: You want a Lisa, you got a Lisa.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          Maybe he is picking his lovers by going through them alphabetically.
          "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
          set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

          Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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