Had a customer entice me into ranting about my job tonight... no big deal, until he asked me what I WANTED to do with my life... "Video game characters...?"
Went on a bit on that tangent, then he suddenly blurts, "When was the last time you got laid? I know a girl named Jennifer... you like girls named Jennifer?"
M: "Depends on their personality..."
H: "I don't know anything about that... I know her name's Jennifer..."
M: *sigh* "To answer your previous question, 'never', I'm a virgin by choice."
H: "You've never been laid? You're shitting me!"
M: "Nope, entirely serious. Virgin by choice, because the thought of sex makes me go, "Oh, that is so dirty!"... and that's how I know I'm OCD..." (Conversely, I would be perfectly happy to be the hot tranny in a porno... some day...)
Went on a bit on that tangent, then he suddenly blurts, "When was the last time you got laid? I know a girl named Jennifer... you like girls named Jennifer?"
M: "Depends on their personality..."
H: "I don't know anything about that... I know her name's Jennifer..."
M: *sigh* "To answer your previous question, 'never', I'm a virgin by choice."
H: "You've never been laid? You're shitting me!"
M: "Nope, entirely serious. Virgin by choice, because the thought of sex makes me go, "Oh, that is so dirty!"... and that's how I know I'm OCD..." (Conversely, I would be perfectly happy to be the hot tranny in a porno... some day...)
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