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  • Craziest Call I have Ever Taken

    And it continues..............what is going on this week?

    Disclaimer on This one, I am not mocking people with genuine problems, it was just that the call was...............well, you will see...........surreal.

    Customer phones, and I ascertain that he is due an authorisation credit, it had been difficult getting to that point because customer was blind drunk and slurring his words very badly, also he couldn't remember a lot about his address, etc, however he did have a friend with him who was slightly less drunk who did kow his address, who I could just about uderstand.

    I could not hang up because they were both very polite, just very difficult to understand.

    So............I get to the part where I ask him if he wants me to credit the authorisation payment into his bank account, and here's where it gets surreal.

    Customer starts to cry, and in bewteen sobs tells me that his bank card has been stolen and he says

    "it waszh a tiny liddle bear that stole it, I seen him myzhelf, with my own eyes, tiny liddle bear, too tiny i couldn't even really see him........."

    I was so at this I actually said ""A tiny little bear stole your bank card?"

    At this point I could hear his friend berating him "It wasn't the tiny little bear, it was someone who robbed you"

    I finished the call, did what needed to be done for him, and wished him good day.

    That TINY LIDDLE BEAR will stay in my thoughts for sometime I think.
    Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"

  • #2
    He better watch his credit statement, and see if there are any charges he doesn't recognize, like ones for "Pick a nick baskets"
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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    • #3
      Quoth Argabarga View Post
      He better watch his credit statement, and see if there are any charges he doesn't recognize, like ones for "Pick a nick baskets"
      Or hookers with big BooBoos.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        Or hookers with big BooBoos.
        Yogi! The ranger will not be happy about that..
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        • #5
          The OP is in the UK.... so it must have been Paddington...
          There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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          • #6
            Quoth It's me View Post
            The OP is in the UK.... so it must have been Paddington...
            Could have been Rupert Bear.

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            • #7
              http://images.jambase.com/fans/DeadH...ead%20bear.jpg

              How much beer do you need to drink before you hallucinate them?
              and they steal your wallet...

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              • #8
                Quoth PepperElf View Post
                http://images.jambase.com/fans/DeadH...ead%20bear.jpg

                How much beer do you need to drink before you hallucinate them?
                and they steal your wallet...
                I think that might take a bit more than just beer
                "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth PepperElf View Post
                  http://images.jambase.com/fans/DeadH...ead%20bear.jpg

                  How much beer do you need to drink before you hallucinate them?
                  and they steal your wallet...
                  ...takes electric Koolaid...
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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                  • #10
                    well, at least he's more imaginative and seeing bears, rather than pink elephants.
                    look! it's ghengis khan!
                    Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                    • #11
                      Tell us when he starts seeing four horsemen.
                      My Guide to Oblivion

                      "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                      • #12
                        Quoth TelephoneAngel View Post
                        "it waszh a tiny liddle bear that stole it, I seen him myzhelf, with my own eyes, tiny liddle bear, too tiny i couldn't even really see him........."
                        I was so at this I actually said ""A tiny little bear stole your bank card?"
                        I'm thinking it might have really been "a tiny little BEER" - followed by about 20 not-so-tiny ones.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Golden Phoenix View Post
                          Could have been Rupert Bear.
                          Nah, Rupert is too much of a goody-goody to do something like that. Paddington on the other hand, might if he was despertate enough for his next marmalade fix
                          Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                          • #14
                            You know, I always thought there was something sinister about Mr. Bean's Teddy.
                            "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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                            • #15
                              Winnie the Pooh Bear will do to great lengths to get a pot of honey.
                              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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