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    And This Week Contnues Further..........

    What the hell happened this week? Has someone poisoned the drinking water?

    This afternoon -

    I have established that the customer can have a authorisation credit.

    me "ok, so I can authorise a payment for you of £44.16, shall I credit it to your bank account?"

    customer *apparently ripping her garmets, clutching her chest and being dramatic* "I never get good customer service, never, I might as well not bother with anything"

    me "Would you like me to credit this money into your bank account?"

    customer "Just leave it! I shan't bother" Nobody ever wants to help me!"

    me Erm, ok, erm......................goodbye?

    customer hangs up.


    me - WTF was that about?
    Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"
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  • #2
    "And the Suckie for best dramatic actress in a TelephoneAngel call goes to..."

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    • #3
      Your callers owe me a coffee. Mine got knocked over when I *headdesk*ed.

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      • #4
        I'll take her credit. Shall I PM you with my bank account info?
        I will never go to school!

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        • #5
          Shan't, while technically a word, is the most awkward one.
          Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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          • #6
            Hey, I like "shan't"!
            "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

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            • #7
              Quoth Whiskey View Post
              Shan't, while technically a word, is the most awkward one.

              actually I think it's wont.

              As in sucky customers will yell and scream as they are wont to do.

              Wont=accustomed
              Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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              • #8
                Hey, I happen to like both "shan't" and "wont".

                But oh! the drama in this one! Did the woman ever call back to get the money put in her account? Drama or not, I wouldn't mind some more money in my account.
                Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                • #9
                  Quoth Rhania506 View Post
                  "And the Suckie for best dramatic actress in a TelephoneAngel call goes to..."
                  While I am intrigued by the concept of an annual award show for SCs and EWs, you have to wonder what the award statue would look like....

                  Perhaps a figure standing atop the back of a hapless employee who is crouched on all fours....
                  Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Syriilord View Post
                    While I am intrigued by the concept of an annual award show for SCs and EWs, you have to wonder what the award statue would look like....

                    Perhaps a figure standing atop the back of a hapless employee who is crouched on all fours....
                    You know.. if anyone had the time or patience, we could do a bi annual "SC awards." Although when gravekeeper sweeps yet another year of awards I think we'd all give up.
                    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth TelephoneAngel View Post
                      What the hell happened this week? Has someone poisoned the drinking water?
                      In his best Tom Hanks voice, "Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"
                      There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Whiskey View Post
                        You know.. if anyone had the time or patience, we could do a bi annual "SC awards." Although when gravekeeper sweeps yet another year of awards I think we'd all give up.
                        There would be too many categories to go through anyways,such as
                        'Most Creative Use of Language"
                        and
                        "Best Use of Blunt Objects in an Emergency"
                        *jedi hand wave* This game works...just not in your system.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Syriilord View Post
                          While I am intrigued by the concept of an annual award show for SCs and EWs, you have to wonder what the award statue would look like....

                          Perhaps a figure standing atop the back of a hapless employee who is crouched on all fours....
                          Personally I think the figure would be behind the hapless employee who is crouched on all fours.

                          ~Rhania

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Rhania506 View Post
                            Personally I think the figure would be behind the hapless employee who is crouched on all fours.

                            ~Rhania
                            You're omitting the other figure in front of the hapless employee who is crouched on all fours.
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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