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  • She knew how to push the buttons.

    Had a call the other day, and through out it, the user was snotty and b!tchy the entire time.

    Background is, we've rolled out new phones, and then it was decided from on high (At work, nothing good comes from there) that users should be 'encouraged' to put keypad pins on the phones, for added security. We've had these phones in the org for maybe 3 weeks. So there are still teething problems.

    This particular issue was a brand new one (as in I would have garunteed that it had not been encountered by any of my co-workers yet, so no-one would have known about it).

    I was almost going to just hang up, or tell her what I thought of her after she uttered this line....

    "Well you obviously don't know. Go ask someone who does"

    Ouch, a critical hit with +3 of pissing me off.

    She also had brilliant pearls of wisdom such as

    SC - "I don't see how the buttons could have been pressed to enter the PIN wrong 4 times in ten minutes!"
    Me - "Where was your phone stored?"
    SC - "In my handbag."
    Me - *headdesk*

    Never the less I fixed the problem for you, and casually remarked at the end.

    "Well I've fixed that problem for you. Bye."
    "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
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    Don'tcha just HATE "pocket calling"?

    Stupid twit probably also had everything known to God in her handbag.
    Key lock---use it

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    • #3
      Butt dialing is even worse!

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      • #4
        Trying pausing God of War III and then sitting on the controller and almost getting poor Kratos killed.
        My Guide to Oblivion

        "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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        • #5
          Quoth Tama View Post
          Trying pausing God of War III and then sitting on the controller and almost getting poor Kratos killed.
          Who has fine muscle control there?

          ... not to mention: thumbs!
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            I meant, pausing, setting down controller and...oh nevermind.
            My Guide to Oblivion

            "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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            • #7
              Quoth foxytales View Post
              Don'tcha just HATE "pocket calling"?

              ahhh that reminds me of a caller that claimed her overages were from her phone keys being pressed while in her pocket.....(she had been credited for this previously)...however she had recently gotten a new phone....our billing system you could click on the ESN/MEID in the account and the phone model manual would pop up....

              Katt of awesomeness with +20 headset of smiting-"um Ma'am what you're suggesting is just not possible"
              SC-"well it happened before, so it is possible"(in the snottiest tone possible)
              KOAW+20HOS-"um ma'am your new phone is a clamshell design/flip phone when it's closed the buttons are covered. So as I said, it's not possible."
              SC-"you can tell what kind of phone I have? *click*
              Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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