C: Your lady said your techno people should be coming to my house to fix my TV. 
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C: I called your office yesterday & nobody was at work.
Me: People worked here yesterday, sir.
C: No they were not working! There was a 30 minute wait on hold. That proves it!
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C: Lightning struck my house last night & my cable went out!
Me: Oh no! I’m glad you’re okay though, sir.
C: It’s okay becuz I had a bear in the bed with me.
Me: Did you just say you had a bear in the bed?
C: Yes, but maybe I dreamed it. I ate Chinese food last night & that makes you dream weird things.

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C: I called your office yesterday & nobody was at work.
Me: People worked here yesterday, sir.
C: No they were not working! There was a 30 minute wait on hold. That proves it!

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C: Lightning struck my house last night & my cable went out!
Me: Oh no! I’m glad you’re okay though, sir.
C: It’s okay becuz I had a bear in the bed with me.

Me: Did you just say you had a bear in the bed?
C: Yes, but maybe I dreamed it. I ate Chinese food last night & that makes you dream weird things.

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