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  • Boy George will fix your cable, then a bear will snuggle with you afterwards

    C: Your lady said your techno people should be coming to my house to fix my TV.

    ************************************************** *************

    C: I called your office yesterday & nobody was at work.
    Me: People worked here yesterday, sir.
    C: No they were not working! There was a 30 minute wait on hold. That proves it!

    ************************************************** ************

    C: Lightning struck my house last night & my cable went out!
    Me: Oh no! I’m glad you’re okay though, sir.
    C: It’s okay becuz I had a bear in the bed with me.
    Me: Did you just say you had a bear in the bed?
    C: Yes, but maybe I dreamed it. I ate Chinese food last night & that makes you dream weird things.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

  • #2
    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
    C: It’s okay becuz I had a bear in the bed with me.
    Me: Did you just say you had a bear in the bed?
    C: Yes, but maybe I dreamed it. I ate Chinese food last night & that makes you dream weird things.
    I don't think the Chinese food had anything to do with it...
    "But I don't want to be among mad people."
    You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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    • #3
      Quoth Princess-Snake View Post
      I don't think the Chinese food had anything to do with it...
      If it was Japanese food, he might have a point. Just ask Bob Newhart.
      Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 07-31-2010, 09:54 PM.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=66916

        I hope you warned your customer - first they snuggle with you. Then they steal you bank card.
        Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"

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        • #5
          I used to like to snuggle with a bear, but that was years and years ago. I even called it Mr. Bear. Yes, I'm weird like that. :P
          Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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          • #6
            C: Your lady said your techno people should be coming to my house to fix my TV.
            RAAAAVVEEEE at your house.

            mmm, bear; much cuddlier than badgers.
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              Quoth Phone Jockey View Post


              C: Lightning struck my house last night & my cable went out!
              Me: Oh no! I’m glad you’re okay though, sir.
              C: It’s okay becuz I had a bear in the bed with me.
              Me: Did you just say you had a bear in the bed?
              C: Yes, but maybe I dreamed it. I ate Chinese food last night & that makes you dream weird things.
              Maybe this was Mr Howell, or Radar?
              Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.

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              • #8
                *cough* There are certain, two legged bears that are known to snuggle in your bed. Among other things.

                Not that I am any expert on them, but it sounds like your customer was.

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                • #9
                  Ah Phone Jockey. Just when I am feeling depressed, all I have to do is listen to a few of your callers..and suddenly I don't feel so bad about myself.
                  Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                  • #10
                    I like having bears in my bed.

                    Hey, I'm gay, I'm a furry, and I used to collect stuffed animals.

                    IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS.
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                    Check out my comic. I write, my friend Red draws. Comments welcome. Leave them on their, or on my profile here.

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                    • #11
                      karma karma carma carma car meleeeonnnn....you come and go....you come and go........

                      Dammit, now the song's in my head.
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                        I like having bears in my bed.
                        You called
                        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                          I like having bears in my bed.

                          Hey, I'm gay, I'm a furry...
                          You'd be amazed. I actually thought about this guy talking about a "bear" (furry gay man) in his bed or maybe his wife had forgotten to shave her legs or something. I had no idea where it even came from!

                          Quoth Mytical View Post
                          Ah Phone Jockey. Just when I am feeling depressed, all I have to do is listen to a few of your callers..and suddenly I don't feel so bad about myself.
                          Ah yes, Mytical. The calls I receive in 2010 are the very same as those I used to get in 2000. I swear, the crazies, they follow me everywhar!

                          Quoth Princess-Snake View Post
                          I don't think the Chinese food had anything to do with it...
                          Princess...no doubt this person was off his rocker, but he didn't sound drunk. Crazy, but not drunk. Maybe he just hid it well...
                          Last edited by Phone Jockey; 08-01-2010, 06:53 PM.
                          The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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                          • #14
                            I used to snuggle with a bear, too. He wears a blue bib with a red apple on it, and he has a squeaker in his butt. He was born the same year as me. (And yes I still have him )
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              I used to snuggle with a bear, too. He wears a blue bib with a red apple on it, and he has a squeaker in his butt. He was born the same year as me. (And yes I still have him )
                              I haven't slept with a bear since my Winnie the Pooh wore out when I was 4.

                              Until about 6 months ago, I was sleeping with my laptop. I'm a late bloomer.
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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