Apparently I'm wearing Eau De Idiot

[superhotelworker]

They got that AFTER I called for the crazy german guy

[Jay 2K Winger]

Wherever it is won't take them back.

Because they don't have the receipt or the original packaging.

[superhotelworker]

*Hugs Jay for his icon*
I swear, people need a stamp. Damaged Goods, not returnable, broken.. SOMETHING to warn us, they're nuts!

[Shalom]

"You haven't heard the last of this!"

Surprisingly enough, it was.

Reminds me of the time, back in 1946 (i.e. years before I was born, but I've heard the tape) when Fred Allen stole Jack Benny's pants, live on the air, in front of a whole studio full of spectators. He'd just made him "King For A Day", and awarded him a whole bunch of worthless crap prizes, ending with a personal makeover:

Fred Allen: "On our stage we have a Hoffman pressing machine. An expert operating the Hoffman pressing machine will press your trousers..."

Jack Benny: "Now wait a minute! Wait a minute!"

[Stagehands forcibly remove Benny's pants. Audience is hysterical]

Benny: (standing there in his undershorts): "Allen, this is a frame...! Where are my pants?!"

Allen: "Keep your shirt on, King."

Benny: "Oh, you bet I'll keep my shirt on!"

Allen: "We're a little late, folks. Tune in again next week..."

Benny: (over Allen) "Oh, come on, Allen, give me my pants!"

Allen: "Quiet, King!"

Benny: "Allen, where are my pants?"

Allen: "Benny, for fifteen years I've been waiting to catch you like this."

Benny: "Allen, you haven't seen the end of me!"

Allen: "It won't be long now!"

Benny: "I want my pants..."

[network cuts them off the air at this point, as they'd run overtime]

It's a good thing they were only on radio. I can't imagine them allowing this on TV back then.

[MournBlade]

Real tough guy picking on an underage waitress - we should bring back throwing rotten fruit at stockaded jackasses for people like that.