Tit's A Bit Nippy In Here.../"THEN SAY SOMETHING!!!"

[ralerin]

Tit's A Bit Nippy In Here

It seems like this week's theme at Aid of Rite is letting me know more about your body than is reasonable.

This includes no less than 10 women today wandering about in thin tank tops, no bra. Now our store is air conditioned. I'm certain all of you can guess what happens when women's breasts meet cold air.

I wish I could tell people to wear a fucking bra.


"THEN SAY SOMETHING!!!"

I would think that signing into my register, flipping open my sign and calling for the next person in line to get their ass down to my register would mean I'm open, yeah? Not to this guy. He looked right at me, asked if I was open and then said, "WELL YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING!!!"

Bonus: Psychic

I amazed a drunk customer today.

*ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring the front end phone!*

"Thank you for calling Aid of Rite in <my hometown>, this is ralerin speaking, how can I help you?"

"Hi I think I lost my keys in your store between the beer cooler and the front door."

"Did it have a 'BVS' card and our 'Healthiness +' card on it?"

"Iono...maybe."

"Did you have 6 keys on it, one gold and 5 silver?"

"Yeah?"

"Does it have a belt clip that says 'Made in China'?"

"Wow how did you know that?"

"Because they're right here."

"Oh ok. I'll be there inna bit."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Tit's A Bit Nippy In Here

It seems like this week's theme at Aid of Rite is letting me know more about your body than is reasonable.

This includes no less than 10 women today wandering about in thin tank tops, no bra. Now our store is air conditioned. I'm certain all of you can guess what happens when women's breasts meet cold air.

I wish I could tell people to wear a fucking bra.

Did you just crawl into my head or something?

Because "It's a tit bit nipply" is my preferred expression for "There is something of a chill in the air."

[Sonoma]

Bonus: Psychic

I amazed a drunk customer today.

*ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring the front end phone!*

"Thank you for calling Aid of Rite in <my hometown>, this is ralerin speaking, how can I help you?"

"Hi I think I lost my keys in your store between the beer cooler and the front door."

"Did it have a 'BVS' card and our 'Healthiness +' card on it?"

"Iono...maybe."

"Did you have 6 keys on it, one gold and 5 silver?"

"Yeah?"

"Does it have a belt clip that says 'Made in China'?"

"Wow how did you know that?"

"Because they're right here."

"Oh ok. I'll be there inna bit."

Well, now they're going to expect you to read their minds...again & again.

[sld72382]

The first one might not be sucky to a lot of males....

[Stormraven]

Or a few others who tend that way.

[Whiskey]

I'm certain all of you can guess what happens when women's breasts meet cold air.

What, tell me more

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Tit's A Bit Nippy In HereThis includes no less than 10 women today wandering about in thin tank tops, no bra. Now our store is air conditioned. I'm certain all of you can guess what happens when women's breasts meet cold air.

You know, this is against the rules of this site but I'm going to have to say this anyway.

I fail to see the suck here.

[hinakiba777]

I hate when customers get mad at you for not informing them you are open after you have done EVERYTHING to signal this fact. Do they require a guilded invitation?

[Mytical]

Nah, it has to be hand engraved, with Calligraphy (spelling), and step by step instructions. Which they will ignore, and then whine about not knowing about anyhow.

[ralerin]

Did you just crawl into my head or something?

Because "It's a tit bit nipply" is my preferred expression for "There is something of a chill in the air."

Depends on which head you think with when you say that, Irv. Either that or I was channeling you. Take your pick.

[Mr Hero]

You know, this is against the rules of this site but I'm going to have to say this anyway.

I fail to see the suck here.

I see two and they're quite perky.

[roxtar]

You know, this is against the rules of this site but I'm going to have to say this anyway.

I fail to see the suck here.

not all of those women are attractive 20-somethings... most are things you wish you could un-see.

[PepperElf]

The first one might not be sucky to a lot of males....

anyone remember Kingpin?

[TonyDonuts]

I hate when customers get mad at you for not informing them you are open after you have done EVERYTHING to signal this fact. Do they require a guilded invitation?

I've toyed with the idea of getting a sheep dog.

You know, cashier opens a till, moves the "Register Closed" sign, and announces, "May I take the next customer please?"

And then the customers stand there, shuffle around, maybe , "MOO?!?" nervously. Maybe they complain about the line, and wonder aloud why there aren't more registers open.

The cashier snaps, "Get 'em, Shep!" Then the sheepdog, a nice border collie, leaps into action, nipping at the customers' heels, carefully dividing one line into two.

Wouldn't that be neat?

[hinakiba777]

I WANT A CUSTOMER HERDING SHEEP DOG ^-^