Hephaestus's Vocal Double

[Tama]

Cheapies

"That bag of chips was supposed to be $2.50!"

(It rang up 3)

"Okay....-changes-"

See, we're encouraged to override things for small amounts like that. To get the line moving.

20 Items Or Less

Dear shithead who afflicted a coworker:

The sign says, 20 items or less.

You had 255 items.

Are you illiterate? Or just stupid? Or a bitch?

(I've had my own offenders, but, really)


I'm Sorry Hephaestus!

Not so much sucky, as creepy. Ever play God of War III? Then you know Hephaestus.

I had a guy come through my line today that sounded just like him.

Scary, since [insert spoiler!!!!!!!!!!] And I finished beating GOW III (for the third time) a few days earlier.

PLEASE!

Dear Ms. Anal Retentive Germaphobe:

Don't throw your money on the counter. Please. Put it in the hand that I ever so kindly outstretched to you.

Don't also give me the stinkeye when I give you your change back in the same manner.

You get what you give.

[Sheldonrs]

Not to seem picky, but some of us know about Hephaestus from reading Greek mythology.

[Magpie]

Not to seem picky, but some of us know about Hephaestus from reading Greek mythology.

But those of us who only know about him from childhood have no clue what his vocal double would sound like .

[Sheldonrs]

But those of us who only know about him from childhood have no clue what his vocal double would sound like .

As i recall, nasal and whiney with just a hint of a New jersey accent.

[Amina516]

I was going to say the same thing about Hephaestus... I was waiting for you to say someone can through the express with a robot under each arm... LOL

However, 255 ITEMS in the express!?! WTF!

[jjc927]

255 items on a non-express line is rediculous in and of itself.

[chainedbarista]

The sign says, 20 items or less.

You had 255 items.

Are you illiterate? Or just stupid? Or a bitch?

i'm voting for all three plus...entitlement whore EXTREME!

[Tama]

You'd have to have played God of War III to understand what I meant about being creeped out by it.

Those of you who have....well...yeah.

[Food Lady]

About the germaphobe: He won't touch your hand, but he's touching money. I guarantee you your hand is cleaner than those bills!

[FenigDurak]

As i recall, nasal and whiney with just a hint of a New jersey accent.

I suspect you mean James Woods who voiced Hades, god of the Underworld, rather than Haphaestus, god of Fire.
<3 James Woods

[Tama]

Well in the game, Rip Torn does Hephaestus...

I don't know where you guys are getting the other names, I need to watch/read/etc more stuff.

[Mystic]

PLEASE!

Dear Ms. Anal Retentive Germaphobe:

Don't throw your money on the counter. Please. Put it in the hand that I ever so kindly outstretched to you.

Don't also give me the stinkeye when I give you your change back in the same manner.

You get what you give.

Ahh, if only they knew where that dollar bill was before it reached their wallet.

I hate touching money. Icky.