You're lucky...

[Imogene]

Had a customer tonight who asked me to print him a receipt... I go over and press the button to make sure there's paper in the printer first, out of habit, and say, "Okay, there's paper, give me a moment and I'll print your receipt," I SWEAR I said that. I go over to my computer to print his receipt, and he yells, "Where's my receipt?"
"It's coming, if you'll give me more than five seconds!"
I print the receipt and go over to hand it to him, grabbing the basket off his UScan in the same swoop, he blurts, "You pressed the button, and all that came out was blank paper, I'm not a mind reader, how was I supposed to know what you were doing?"
I nearly beat him with the basket as I turned around. "I SAID I WAS REPRINTING YOUR RECEIPT OUT LOUD, DIP SHIT! HOW ABOUT YOU LISTEN WHEN YOU ASK FOR ASSISTANCE?" He only barely survived with his face unbloodied, I swear.

[jjc927]

Wow, was it that important for him to get his receipt? What an idiot!

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Did you really say that, or is that what you wished you said?

I'd get fired for "dipshit," but I know I've imagined much worse.

[Imogene]

The caps stuff is what I barely held back from screaming at him. It didn't stop me from nearly biting my manager's head off when I told HIM what had happened.