Not quite sucky, just dumb...

[ContraCorriente]

There's a weird, middle-aged man that comes in every couple of weeks. We have to ask people if they want us to take their groceries out, and every time I ask him, he says yes. So the first time I took them out for him, we had in interesting conversation. Keep in mind that I've never seen this guy before in my life, and to this day, I don't know how he knew so much about me.

Weird Guy - W
Me - A

W: Well, you changed my mind about home-schooling! (He acts as if we've discussed this before, which we have not. As I said, never seen this guy before in my life.)
A: I did?
W: Oh yeah. We're gonna home-school our son, you know, there's just too much pot and sex in public school.
A: How old is your son?
W: Oh, boy, he's ten and he just loves that camera!
A: Oh, really...
W: Oh yeah, he's got a contract with Discovery Kids!
A: You're kidding...
W: I really love Little Debbies!
A: Yup...
W: You're probably the most outgoing home-schooling persony-thing I know, Amanda (at this point, I'm wondering how the hell this guy knows so much about me.)
A: Well thanks.
W: Don't you ever leave this place? Where do you live?
A: I do leave. I live in a house on a road in a town.
W: Oh really. Welp, tell your brother I said hi and we'll see him Friday!
A: Uh, will do...(my brother is five and doesn't play sports or go to Cub Scouts or anything. Where the HELL would this guy see him??)
W: Have a nice day!
A: Yeah...

[Becks]

Maybe you look like someone else he knows. Or he's senile.

[wagegoth]

Or he's senile.

And home-schooling to boot. Okey dokey.