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At my store, we sell avocados in three sizes. Small, which are usually fifty cents or a dollar, depending. Large, which are two for three dollars, and extra large, which are the same price.
A woman comes through my line with avocados, I ring her up, send her on her way. A few minutes later, she comes through my line pissed off, waving a receipt and a bag. "You got the avocado sizes wrong, you idiot!" I take a look at the bag and the receipt, and there is indeed a mistake.
I smile. "Oh, goodness! I certainly did make a mistake here."
"You're damn right you did!"
"I accidentally charged you for the small avocados instead of the large ones. I'm afraid you owe us a few more dollars. I appreciate you being a good Samaritan and letting me know!"
The woman got an
look on her face and ran out of the store.
At my store, we sell avocados in three sizes. Small, which are usually fifty cents or a dollar, depending. Large, which are two for three dollars, and extra large, which are the same price.
A woman comes through my line with avocados, I ring her up, send her on her way. A few minutes later, she comes through my line pissed off, waving a receipt and a bag. "You got the avocado sizes wrong, you idiot!" I take a look at the bag and the receipt, and there is indeed a mistake.
I smile. "Oh, goodness! I certainly did make a mistake here."
"You're damn right you did!"
"I accidentally charged you for the small avocados instead of the large ones. I'm afraid you owe us a few more dollars. I appreciate you being a good Samaritan and letting me know!"
The woman got an
look on her face and ran out of the store.
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