What a week! There is an epidemic of people who just don't get it. A few examples:
No, insulting my <imagined> heritage is not going to help you.
No, I cannot pull <much hyped product> out of my ass. If I could, I'd own it.
No, I am not being a beotch - I'm just following the rules.
If you could see me, you'd see my finger on the "mute" button. That's because I'm laughing at how you think the stream of vitriol and obscenities will change my mind.
Your baby has gotten in over his/her head? I'm sorry to hear it. But guess what? They are a grown-up now, and Mommy calling in to cry over it, or yell at us isn't going to change a thing. Especially if they didn't authorise you to speak on the account!
When the rep tells you that you are in the wrong department for your issue/problem/hypothetical crisis, DO NOT call them names and scream for their supervisor. Supervisor or not, you are STILL in the wrong department and all I can do is offer to transfer you to the same department the rep did.
Please try reading your bill before calling us - you'd be surprised how much information it contains.
Nope, still can't pull <much hyped product> from my ass.
You have your own business/are a lawyer/a doctor/peer of the realm? That's nice. Then you should understand how a business works, and that this conversation is pointless.
Nope, not gonna reconnect your service just because you are crying/yelling/threatening/swearing. It was disconnected for a reason - you are 3 months behind on your bills!
FFS, grow a pair, admit you screwed up, pay your bill and learn a life lesson.
You are going to "have my job"? You really want it that bad? Take it!
Maude-dammit, that <much hyped product> is still not up my ass !!!ELEVENTY!!!
No, insulting my <imagined> heritage is not going to help you.
No, I cannot pull <much hyped product> out of my ass. If I could, I'd own it.
No, I am not being a beotch - I'm just following the rules.
If you could see me, you'd see my finger on the "mute" button. That's because I'm laughing at how you think the stream of vitriol and obscenities will change my mind.
Your baby has gotten in over his/her head? I'm sorry to hear it. But guess what? They are a grown-up now, and Mommy calling in to cry over it, or yell at us isn't going to change a thing. Especially if they didn't authorise you to speak on the account!
When the rep tells you that you are in the wrong department for your issue/problem/hypothetical crisis, DO NOT call them names and scream for their supervisor. Supervisor or not, you are STILL in the wrong department and all I can do is offer to transfer you to the same department the rep did.
Please try reading your bill before calling us - you'd be surprised how much information it contains.
Nope, still can't pull <much hyped product> from my ass.
You have your own business/are a lawyer/a doctor/peer of the realm? That's nice. Then you should understand how a business works, and that this conversation is pointless.
Nope, not gonna reconnect your service just because you are crying/yelling/threatening/swearing. It was disconnected for a reason - you are 3 months behind on your bills!
FFS, grow a pair, admit you screwed up, pay your bill and learn a life lesson.
You are going to "have my job"? You really want it that bad? Take it!
Maude-dammit, that <much hyped product> is still not up my ass !!!ELEVENTY!!!
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