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    I don't know if this is really the right place, but I have had a horrendous day and all I want to do is cry.

    This is addressed to the customers I have had today:

    Thank you for making the store look like a bomb has hit it. Thank you for treating me and my co-workers like we are pieces of trash. Thank you for making my job as difficult as possible, then screaming at me when your request takes more than ten seconds to fulfil. Thank you for repeatedly refusing to read the signs plastered around the store. Thank you for dropping your rubbish at your backsides and stuffing your coffee cups onto shelves. Thank you for letting your children SCREAM and tantrum their way around the store. Thank you for coming up with all your £20 notes and refusing to give me anything smaller. Thank you for ignoring my greetings, and standing there in silence with your arms folded while I complete your transaction AND pack all your bags, then leaving without so much as a please and thank you. Thank you for making me miserable.

    That was a general letter. The next ones are for individual customers.

    Dear Tall Man - thank you for threatening to smash my face in because I wouldn't sell you your precious spray paint.

    Dear Bitch - thank you for screaming at me to get on a till and stop being a lazy cow, even though I wasn't assigned to a till today.

    Dear Closing Idiot - thank you for running up to the door at closing today and banging on the door and shouting abuse because we would not let you in.

    Dear Woman Who Couldn't Read - thank you for raising an almighty stink because you read a sign wrong, then deciding to just pay for both products anyway after holding a line up for 10 minutes while I waited for a manager to come and void your transaction.

    Dear Mother Of The Year - thank you for not stopping your precious child messing with the teabags, and thank you for not helping us to pick them up when your little "darling" managed to knock them all over the floor.

    Dear Foreign Customers - thank you for speaking to me in your native language, then screaming "BITCH" when I said I didn't understand. I get that English is not your first language, but must you really be so rude about it?


    Sorry for the rant, but I had to get it out somehow does anyone have any chocolate?

  • #2
    *Presents a whole pan of triple-chocolate brownies*

    I hope tomorrow is better.
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      I hope so EvilEmpryess, I really do.

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      • #4
        Geez, why do people need to be such horrible hose-bags? I'm sorry you had to deal with these horrid "customers". I'll share my Dove dark chocolate with you (my favorite!). I may also have some Cella's chocolate-covered cherries somewhere. Mmmmm.
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          I bring fudge and whiskey fudge. I'll just leave these here.
          What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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          • #6
            Dear lord, here have some of my gentleman jack.


            Quoth Parrothead View Post
            I bring fudge and whiskey fudge. I'll just leave these here.
            Whiskey Fudge?

            oh I have to get that recipe...

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            • #7
              Let me bake you a chocolate cake.
              Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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              • #8
                Oh yeah...they don't speak English very well, but they know enough to call you 'bitch' when you don't understand them? Grrrr......
                I no longer fear HELL.
                I work in RETAIL.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Enjis View Post
                  Oh yeah...they don't speak English very well, but they know enough to call you 'bitch' when you don't understand them? Grrrr......
                  Of course! Don't you know that the first words anyone learns in a new language are the bad words?
                  Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                  • #10
                    Let me cut you an inordinately large slice of my chocolate mousse cake with a helping of fresh raspberries on the side.

                    Saturdays are always hell at the store - I don't know why, but the place gets trashed worse on this day than any other day of the week.
                    Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                    • #11
                      Thanks for all the alcohol and chocolate offerings! I feel slightly better now but my stomach is already knotting at the thought of what tomorrow will bring.

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                      • #12
                        Children. That's why the store is always trashed on Saturdays. Children, and the children they bring with them.
                        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                          Of course! Don't you know that the first words anyone learns in a new language are the bad words?
                          Or the bad words are what piques their interest in learning a foreign language...

                          Here's some triple chocolate and a choco-tini. Some people really suck...big time.
                          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                          • #14
                            Chocolate, brandy and perhaps some Chilly Grape Salad (grapes, cream cheese & sour cream, brown sugar & cinnamon...and I threw in some strawberries this time)
                            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                            • #15
                              I've got some bacon chocolate (not as good as it sounds) and peanut butter double chocolate cookies (way better than they sound).

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