I don't know if this is really the right place, but I have had a horrendous day and all I want to do is cry.
This is addressed to the customers I have had today:
Thank you for making the store look like a bomb has hit it. Thank you for treating me and my co-workers like we are pieces of trash. Thank you for making my job as difficult as possible, then screaming at me when your request takes more than ten seconds to fulfil. Thank you for repeatedly refusing to read the signs plastered around the store. Thank you for dropping your rubbish at your backsides and stuffing your coffee cups onto shelves. Thank you for letting your children SCREAM and tantrum their way around the store. Thank you for coming up with all your £20 notes and refusing to give me anything smaller. Thank you for ignoring my greetings, and standing there in silence with your arms folded while I complete your transaction AND pack all your bags, then leaving without so much as a please and thank you. Thank you for making me miserable.
That was a general letter. The next ones are for individual customers.
Dear Tall Man - thank you for threatening to smash my face in because I wouldn't sell you your precious spray paint.
Dear Bitch - thank you for screaming at me to get on a till and stop being a lazy cow, even though I wasn't assigned to a till today.
Dear Closing Idiot - thank you for running up to the door at closing today and banging on the door and shouting abuse because we would not let you in.
Dear Woman Who Couldn't Read - thank you for raising an almighty stink because you read a sign wrong, then deciding to just pay for both products anyway after holding a line up for 10 minutes while I waited for a manager to come and void your transaction.
Dear Mother Of The Year - thank you for not stopping your precious child messing with the teabags, and thank you for not helping us to pick them up when your little "darling" managed to knock them all over the floor.
Dear Foreign Customers - thank you for speaking to me in your native language, then screaming "BITCH" when I said I didn't understand. I get that English is not your first language, but must you really be so rude about it?
Sorry for the rant, but I had to get it out somehow
does anyone have any chocolate?
This is addressed to the customers I have had today:
Thank you for making the store look like a bomb has hit it. Thank you for treating me and my co-workers like we are pieces of trash. Thank you for making my job as difficult as possible, then screaming at me when your request takes more than ten seconds to fulfil. Thank you for repeatedly refusing to read the signs plastered around the store. Thank you for dropping your rubbish at your backsides and stuffing your coffee cups onto shelves. Thank you for letting your children SCREAM and tantrum their way around the store. Thank you for coming up with all your £20 notes and refusing to give me anything smaller. Thank you for ignoring my greetings, and standing there in silence with your arms folded while I complete your transaction AND pack all your bags, then leaving without so much as a please and thank you. Thank you for making me miserable.
That was a general letter. The next ones are for individual customers.
Dear Tall Man - thank you for threatening to smash my face in because I wouldn't sell you your precious spray paint.
Dear Bitch - thank you for screaming at me to get on a till and stop being a lazy cow, even though I wasn't assigned to a till today.
Dear Closing Idiot - thank you for running up to the door at closing today and banging on the door and shouting abuse because we would not let you in.
Dear Woman Who Couldn't Read - thank you for raising an almighty stink because you read a sign wrong, then deciding to just pay for both products anyway after holding a line up for 10 minutes while I waited for a manager to come and void your transaction.
Dear Mother Of The Year - thank you for not stopping your precious child messing with the teabags, and thank you for not helping us to pick them up when your little "darling" managed to knock them all over the floor.
Dear Foreign Customers - thank you for speaking to me in your native language, then screaming "BITCH" when I said I didn't understand. I get that English is not your first language, but must you really be so rude about it?
Sorry for the rant, but I had to get it out somehow

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