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    Guy comes up to me yesterday and wants to return some (very dirty) packets of feminine wipes, a very dirty bottle of body oil, two clean bottles of sunless tanner and a nearly empty bottle of conditioner. He, of course, has the receipts, which are dirty, faded and wrinkled (and from rival Aid of Rite across the river). I spend some time looking through the receipts, and cannot find the bottle of conditioner. He puts it back into his bag. I find the wipes and put them through. I find the oil and put it through. Now as for the tanner...I checked the first receipt and found they were there...however, when I looked at the second receipt I saw they were already returned. So I obviously refuse the return.

    Manager A2 comes up and is being a bit chatty with the guy. "Oh! Your wife is still tanning, is she?"

    "Oh um um uh uh y-y-yes and she's ok at the moment thanks for asking!"

    He leaves with the cash and manager A2 tells me that he is the husband of one of the scammers that was banned from here a while ago. She has a phobia about being pale, and goes around buying bottles upon bottles of sunless tanner. If her tan fades, even a little, she douses herself in several more bottles worth. She also liked to wander around the store for hours picking up items and buying them, only to return them all for cash later. When she was banned, her husband did it and got himself banned from Manager A2's old store. They do the same thing to all of the stores around here.

    My theory is that he got banned from other Aid of Rite, too and is now coming to bother us.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    Quoth ralerin View Post
    ...My theory is that he got banned from other Aid of Rite, too and is now coming to bother us.
    I'd say the odds are tan to won you're right.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      Maybe your odds pale in comparison to mine?

      (Hey, the best pun I've got here)
      Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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      • #4
        Thats just..........odd....

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        • #5
          The burning question is will he ever see the light of day inside your store again?

          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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          • #6
            Sun-of-bitch!


            Here come the puns again........





            Mike
            Meow.........

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            • #7
              Quoth JustaCashier View Post
              Sun-of-bitch!


              Here come the puns again........





              Mike
              DON'T USE THAT COPPERTONE WITH ME MISTER!!!
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                DON'T USE THAT COPPERTONE WITH ME MISTER!!!
                Oooooh, burn!
                !
                "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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                • #9
                  This site always 'Rays'' my opinion regarding the 'Spectrum' of human-kind; my thoughts on that woman are rather 'Clouded' though her husband seems pretty 'Oily', and as I'm a 'Shining' example of someone happy being pale!

                  "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                  • #10
                    So if the wife gets pale, she throws a TAN-trum?
                    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                    • #11
                      So, what are we talking here? John Boehner orange, or Oompa-Loompa orange?

                      Love, Who?

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                      • #12
                        No matter what color she is, she and her husband can stick it where the sun doesn't shine. :P
                        Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                        • #13
                          Uh...yes...that sure was not appropriate for the climate of the time, which was not in a way that is conducive to tanning or activities related to receiving a tan.

                          Sorry, I'm so bad at this pun thing.

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                          • #14
                            Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
                            I've got another puzzle for you
                            Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
                            If you are wise you'll listen to me

                            What do you get when you will not be pale?
                            Bright orange skin and a bucket of Fail.
                            Why don't you try just accepting your skin?
                            It's the shade you should be in.

                            Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
                            Accept yourself and you will go far.
                            You will live in happiness too
                            Like the Oompa
                            Oompa Loompa doompadee do
                            Seshat's self-help guide:
                            1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                            2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                            3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                            4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                            "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Seshat View Post
                              Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
                              I've got another puzzle for you
                              Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
                              If you are wise you'll listen to me

                              ...
                              So much WIN!!

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