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Just a few quick ones from tonight at Aid of Rite. 
Biohazard Material
Someone with a cane left said cane and a bloody tissue in one of the carriages. No one wanted to touch the tissue so I did (with gloves on).
Counting Pennies
Grouchy Guy Who Dresses In Women's Clothing came back (see my "George W. Bush Is A Big Fucking Meanie!" thread). He bought some water and began to count out pennies to pay for it. (Always when there's a line a kakrillion people long!) $1.03 later, I send him on his way.
Check The Dates!
A woman and her mother want to return hair dye. Ok, no problem...except the receipts are from January. Crap. I still do the return, though, I have to. =/
Diarrhea
Dear M in pharmacy:
If your colon is full and relief will only come in the form of what we call "taking a dump", please do kindly check UNDER the seat to be sure that all the brown fluid has flushed down the toilet before you wash your hands. I do not take kindly to cleaning your fecal matter. It smells. It's gross. I don't get paid enough. Perhaps next time, I should go marching to the pharmacy and throw an unholy EW screeching fit, complete with waving around the toilet wand and the bowl cleaner, about how much "your fucking shit stinks" and "I don't paid enough to deal with this shit" and "Clean it up now or I will kick your ass". Then again, I might get fired.
The Drug Test
There was a relatively smart thief tonight, who stole one of the drug test kits that test for 7 kinds of drugs. I wonder if they're going to a job interview soon?
Bonus: The Butter Biscuit And Flesh Taco Fiasco, or, Oh K, part 3.
K likes to give me shit for some reason. I get a bit tired of her jokes and being called "butter biscuit" (because I am really obese). My mind immediately jumps straight to the gutter and I start calling her "flesh taco" in response. After a
look from her, I gently explain what it is. (saucing the flesh taco=masturbation 
) Her face went from 
to 
and she started calling me "butter ball" in response. I still don't like it but honestly, better that than being called a euphemism for masturbation.
Biohazard Material
Someone with a cane left said cane and a bloody tissue in one of the carriages. No one wanted to touch the tissue so I did (with gloves on).
Counting Pennies
Grouchy Guy Who Dresses In Women's Clothing came back (see my "George W. Bush Is A Big Fucking Meanie!" thread). He bought some water and began to count out pennies to pay for it. (Always when there's a line a kakrillion people long!) $1.03 later, I send him on his way.
Check The Dates!
A woman and her mother want to return hair dye. Ok, no problem...except the receipts are from January. Crap. I still do the return, though, I have to. =/
Diarrhea
Dear M in pharmacy:
If your colon is full and relief will only come in the form of what we call "taking a dump", please do kindly check UNDER the seat to be sure that all the brown fluid has flushed down the toilet before you wash your hands. I do not take kindly to cleaning your fecal matter. It smells. It's gross. I don't get paid enough. Perhaps next time, I should go marching to the pharmacy and throw an unholy EW screeching fit, complete with waving around the toilet wand and the bowl cleaner, about how much "your fucking shit stinks" and "I don't paid enough to deal with this shit" and "Clean it up now or I will kick your ass". Then again, I might get fired.
The Drug Test
There was a relatively smart thief tonight, who stole one of the drug test kits that test for 7 kinds of drugs. I wonder if they're going to a job interview soon?
Bonus: The Butter Biscuit And Flesh Taco Fiasco, or, Oh K, part 3.
K likes to give me shit for some reason. I get a bit tired of her jokes and being called "butter biscuit" (because I am really obese). My mind immediately jumps straight to the gutter and I start calling her "flesh taco" in response. After a
look from her, I gently explain what it is. (saucing the flesh taco=masturbation ) Her face went from to and she started calling me "butter ball" in response. I still don't like it but honestly, better that than being called a euphemism for masturbation.
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