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  • Epic crazy lady (long)

    Okay, I've seen crazy but this woman takes the cake! We all thought she had some mental problem but she was all by herself.

    It started out okay, (I was off that day and got to hear about it and live it the next day) an older woman was asking my Supervisor where she could make a copy. (Sometimes our SV work the front too). SV told her that she'd be right back to find out.

    She came back several seconds later and was trying to tell SC where to go when....

    SC: I already know the answer! I don't want to hear it again!

    And storms off. Thirty mins later, SV answers the phone. Guess who!? She called to ask about.... THE SAME THING. And got the same answer with some more yelling then hung up on SV.

    So, here's where I come in. I got in and my co worker was telling me about crazy lady and showed me her picture because she ended up doing a personal check with us. I felt bad for the ones who got stuck with that!

    And her name wasn't on the check, it was some sort of business so day shift had to call and verify it through her bank. So things took a bit longer than normal. The lady asked a day shift Supervisor if she'd give her a dollar! Out of my SV own pocket... SV said no and told her that they make us sew our pockets. Which is true.

    So, they cash her a thirty dollar check and set her up with a hundred dollar line. So, when it was time for me to be by myself on the front line until graveyard came in, SC walked into the line. She seemed normal enough, just talking to some guy in line who left her after a bit.

    SC: I want to write a check.

    Me: Sure. How are you today?

    She ignores me and goes on about pulling out her check.

    SC: ::This better NOT take another half an hour!

    Me: No ma'am once you're set up it only takes a few seconds.

    SC: The first time took forever. Can you even afford to give me five dollars??

    ME: You have seventy dollars available. You can write anything up to that.

    SC: That's all you guys can give me!? I come here a lot and you people treat me like shit!

    Me: um.... I can ask my supervisor if she can give you more.

    SC looks over at CW who is counting out.

    SC: I want her!

    Me: She's closed. But I'm here to help you.

    She kept tryng to walk off to CW who was clearly relieved to be leaving. I finally pulled her back into my window.

    Me: How much would you like to write?

    SC: I can't believe anybody would write checks here! I bet you have no high rollers!

    Me: We do. Now, how much would you like?

    The bitch would NOT give me a straight answer!!

    SC: Five dollars, can you SPARE That?

    She kept talking like the casino was too poor to give her money. We dole out 20k to some people, just give me a number!

    SC: But that's not even enough to eat on! Neither is 70! Why won't you give me more? A thousand is a small amount! I own a house and am sub letting an apartment! My daughter and I are here to have fun but all you do is ruin it! I hate this place!

    I was shaking at this point and she was making a line.

    Me: HOW much do you need?? Five dollars? You have that available.

    SC: I was kidding about the five dollars! Geez, pay attention!

    At that point I walked away. And made the boss deal with her.

    After I took a few deep breaths and made our backup co worker join the front I went back up to see boss laying money down on my counter when no check was written and boss woman stormed out.

    I took the money down and waited for her to write a check. Guess for how much? THIRTY DOLLARS!

    SC: I don't know why this took so long!

    Cuz you couldn't make up your fucking mind! I wanted to yell.

    SC: I really do hate this place. You people can't even give me more money.

    Me: would you like to raise your limit?

    SC: How long would that take???

    Me: Not long, you sign a paper and the credit department will go over it.

    SC: When do they come in?

    Me: tomorrow morning.

    SC: Im NOT signing anymore shit! I've had it with this place! I can't even get more than thirty dollars!!!

    YOU CAN HAVE SEVENTY!!! But I kept my cool.

    She finally leaves and the line cheered!!!

    The next customer I had was awesome.

    Awesome guy: That lady was fucking nuts! I just wanted to smack her and tell her to move!

    ME: You're so awesome!

    He was so nice and came back later that night and asked me if she came back and I said no thank god. He made me feel better.

    The converstaion that I missed that made boss lady storm out:

    SC: If you tell me the same thing AGAIN, I will puke on you!!!

    Who says that??? GROSS. I hope she never comes back! She claimed to be a regular but I've never seen her in the four years I've worked here.

  • #2
    Ironic that she's gambling but not playing with a full deck.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      truly; why didn't they just call security and have her escorted out when she began to make a scene...seriously, that does more harm than good for a business and she's no high roller, i'm betting.

      kudos for keeping your cool; i think i would have left the cage and chased her crazy ass off.
      look! it's ghengis khan!
      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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      • #4
        Sheldon.. <3

        And oh my god! LOL I'd have said, "Lady, you may be joiking, but I really NEED that amount!"

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        • #5
          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
          Ironic that she's gambling but not playing with a full deck.
          Oh my gosh, I love you.
          Teach a SC to fish... and they will whine about you not catching, filleting, frying, and serving it up on a silver platter for them. - EvilEmpryss

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          • #6
            Crazy Cakes! My fave! .___.
            "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
            "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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            • #7
              OH, yeah! I forgot security did get to witness her. A security guard came into the cage (for a different reason) and was standing behind me with crazy chick. She freaked.

              SC: Is he here for me!? Because I want to write a check??

              I wanted to say yeah. And please take her away!!

              Me: No.... He's here for something else.

              I turned around to him and whispered: Please don't leave!

              Security was there but that was after the barf comment. But she left a little after that. She had to spout more crazy shit then FINALLY left. I think security spooked her. But I wish we could have had them take her away. They're very weird about who they call security on. We have to get abused and crazy sprayed for awhile before anybody ever gets called.

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              • #8
                I own a house and am sub letting an apartment!
                Translation: cardboard box under the highway overpass.
                When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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