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I have 2 morons in the store right now.
SC1
SC2
VS - Me -AGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
SC1 and 2 each have a coupon for buy 1 sandwich get 1 free with the purchase of a drink.
SC1 hands me the coupon and says "I'll have that with a diet pepsi".
Fail on his part- we have 10 different sandwiches.
Second fail - we have 3 sizes of pop.
VS "what kind do you want, and what size pop do you want?"
SC1 orders the standard sandwich and a medium diet.
His friend, SC2, then says to me "Do the sandwiches have onions on them?"
VS "they normally come with mustard, onions and pickles"
He then asks "Do the sandwiches have onions on them?" AGAIN!!!
I was thinking "didn't you just listen to me? Are you stupid?" I don't say that aloud, even though I really want to.
VS "They come with MUSTARD, ONIONS, and PICKLES on them" I emphasized the normal toppings on them just so I could get through his thick skull.
SC2, finally getting it asks "Would it cost extra to get extra onions on them" I respond "no".
SC2 "I'll have the same".
I ask if it's for here or to go, and it's to go, so I make their orders up and hand them their bags and pop. They then take their to go bags and sit down an eat. WTF!!!! Does to go now mean for here? I guess so.
I go back to do something and come back up to see SC2 standing at the counter.
SC2 "I got diet pop I wanted regular pepsi"
VS - not very happy, but faking it "You told me you wanted the same as your friend"
SC2 "I never drink Diet, I always get regular pepsi...blargle"
I'm fed up with the idiot at this point, so I take it and throw it across the room, and make a perfect basket in the garbage can, and get SC2 his precious regular pepsi.
Why me?
SC1
SC2
VS - Me -AGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
SC1 and 2 each have a coupon for buy 1 sandwich get 1 free with the purchase of a drink.
SC1 hands me the coupon and says "I'll have that with a diet pepsi".
Fail on his part- we have 10 different sandwiches.
Second fail - we have 3 sizes of pop.
VS "what kind do you want, and what size pop do you want?"
SC1 orders the standard sandwich and a medium diet.
His friend, SC2, then says to me "Do the sandwiches have onions on them?"
VS "they normally come with mustard, onions and pickles"
He then asks "Do the sandwiches have onions on them?" AGAIN!!!
I was thinking "didn't you just listen to me? Are you stupid?" I don't say that aloud, even though I really want to.
VS "They come with MUSTARD, ONIONS, and PICKLES on them" I emphasized the normal toppings on them just so I could get through his thick skull.
SC2, finally getting it asks "Would it cost extra to get extra onions on them" I respond "no".
SC2 "I'll have the same".
I ask if it's for here or to go, and it's to go, so I make their orders up and hand them their bags and pop. They then take their to go bags and sit down an eat. WTF!!!! Does to go now mean for here? I guess so.
I go back to do something and come back up to see SC2 standing at the counter.
SC2 "I got diet pop I wanted regular pepsi"
VS - not very happy, but faking it "You told me you wanted the same as your friend"
SC2 "I never drink Diet, I always get regular pepsi...blargle"
I'm fed up with the idiot at this point, so I take it and throw it across the room, and make a perfect basket in the garbage can, and get SC2 his precious regular pepsi.
Why me?
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