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  • Drunken Suck

    Background: This happened during the overnight shift at Golden Arches

    Drunken Customer: DC
    Me:

    I was at work and it was fairly quiet, so I'm getting some cleaning done. My mind said look up and when I did, I saw a vehicle that was stopped at an odd angle next to the speaker.

    Me (since the auto-greeter didn't go off): Welcome to Golden Arches, may I help you?

    DC: HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    Me: *Repeats above*

    DC: *incoherent ramblings*

    Me: I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing you, can you please complete your order at the second window?

    After much hiccups and delay, DC finally figures out which window is the second window.

    DC's passenger: Lemme get a *burger*
    Me: Ok, that'll be 4.73 please
    DC: I HAVE ANOTHER ORDER..can I get a cheeseburger?
    Me: 1.40 please

    Cars were piling up as these drunken fools bickered about who was going to pay.

    DC to passenger: YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR YOUR MEAL, WHAT ARE YA, STUPID?!?!?!

    At this point , I had a line up to the road..I called the manager, R.

    Me: R, these customers are drunk and disorderly, can you please deal with them

    Five more minutes elapse as DC and company finally manage to pay. What I'm sorry for is that I wasn't able to see DC's plates so I could report them for drunken driving, as both the lighting and my night vision sucks .

  • #2
    Quoth kokopuff3 View Post
    I wasn't able to see DC's plates so I could report them for drunken driving, as both the lighting and my night vision sucks .
    You sound like me when I first started in my little clown hell. I don't even bother anymore.
    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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    • #3
      Note to BBB: NOT what I was expecting from the product name! I ordered a drunken suck, and got something entirely different...
      "I call murder on that!"

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      • #4
        Meh, around these parts, McDs and I think even BK have ties with the cops and if they even think you're drunk, there will be a cop nearby soon, guaranteed. So don't even bother going for some after drinky munchies.

        It only sucks when you are the DD and you have a car full of drunks who won't shut the hell up for 5 mins for you to order and pay and get the grub.
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • #5
          Note to BBB: NOT what I was expecting from the product name! I ordered a drunken suck, and got something entirely different..
          :rofl: What does a drunken suck consist of?..lol

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          • #6
            Quoth kokopuff3 View Post
            :rofl: What does a drunken suck consist of?..lol
            well.. when a girl likes a boy..

            ..and had too much liquor.
            Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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            • #7
              @Whiskey: Ahhh, I get it..*wink*..lol

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              • #8
                "yeah I'll have 6000 chicken fa-jye-tas please."

                *ducks*

                cookies for the reference
                "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                RIP Plaidman.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                  "yeah I'll have 6000 chicken fa-jye-tas please."

                  *ducks*

                  cookies for the reference
                  every customer in drive after 1am?
                  Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                  • #10
                    It's probably just some moron spending $150,000 a week from the government.
                    My Guide to Oblivion

                    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                    • #11
                      Only time I ever called the cops was after a customer passed out in his 'taters before staggering to his car. I doubt they caught him, but man. The worst part was his sober son left in another vehicle.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Whiskey View Post
                        well.. when a girl likes a boy..

                        ..and had too much liquor.
                        Damnit Whiskey! *Chokes on Hawaiian Punch*

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                          "yeah I'll have 6000 chicken fa-jye-tas please."

                          *ducks*

                          cookies for the reference
                          ...no! No Family Guy references while I'm reading! *clonk!*
                          My other car is a Mackinaw.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                            "yeah I'll have 6000 chicken fa-jye-tas please."
                            "And a Sow-sauge McBiscuit."
                            "I call murder on that!"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth ZedOmega View Post
                              ...no! No Family Guy references while I'm reading! *clonk!*
                              OW! No cookie for you!!!
                              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                              RIP Plaidman.

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