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  • #1

    rawr brownies!

    it's kinda sad. my store is so slow, i don't really get sucky customers. just weird ones. most of my customers are mall employees, so they (usually) know how to act. but sometimes, i do get interesting people.
    so...i have two brownie related stories from this week.

    goat

    i was opening on tuesday and shortly before i officially opened, an older lady came up. she seemed...interesting. didn't seem like she was wearing a bra; boobs down to her pants. she had a bell on a cord around her neck on it that had the word "goat" painted on it. and then this exchange happened:

    me:
    gl: goat lady

    me: he-
    gl: *interupting* how much is the brownies? (yes, she said "is," not "are." *twitch*)
    me: those would be blah blah each
    gl: for one piece!? bite me!

    and she left. i was leaning against the case going for a while.

    rawr!

    we have a new girl at the cookie store and yesterday, i was teaching her how to transfer hot cookies onto a cooling tray. a woman walks up the counter and...

    me
    bl: brownie lady
    a: new girl

    bl: brownie!
    me: i'm sorry?
    bl: i want a brownie!
    me: okay i'll be with ya in one sec i'm teaching a here how to transfer hot cookies! *grin*
    bl: hmph! *storms off*
    me: ...have a nice day!
    a: wtf?

    apparently she didn't feel like waiting. *le sigh* whatever.
    If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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    Rawr! I want a brownie!

    You deserve one.
    Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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    • #3
      it's kinda sad...i've been there so long, i've gotten to the point where i don't really like anything we sell. that and i know the calorie count for everything there. bleugh.
      If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

      i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
      ^_^

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      • #4
        Hmmm....what if I made you some brownies? They have marshmallow fluff, caramel sauce, and chocolate chips? You'll never guess the calorie count for it!
        Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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        • #5
          tempt me not with the chocolatey goodness that is the brownie.

          she had a bell on a cord around her neck on it that had the word "goat" painted on it.
          it should have said "absolutely batshit insane," not goat.
          look! it's ghengis khan!
          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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          • #6
            Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
            gl: for one piece!? bite me!
            too bad you couldn't say "Mam, my dental bill won't cover my teeth after biting you..."

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            • #7
              Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
              gl: for one piece!? bite me!
              um...no thanks. I don't care for goat.
              Now, if you smell the roses but it doesn't lift your spirits, you're either allergic to rose pollen or you need medical intervention. ~ Seshat

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              • #8
                Quoth Spork4pedro View Post
                um...no thanks. I don't care for goat.
                That's because you didn't grow up in my neighbourhood. Mrs. Singh's curried goat was quite possibly the best food I've ever eaten.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                  didn't seem like she was wearing a bra; boobs down to her pants. she had a bell on a cord around her neck on it that had the word "goat" painted on it. and then this exchange happened:
                  You literally couldve finished the post right after that part right there and I wouldve been satisfied... Lol.

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                  • #10
                    Chocolate seems to draw nitwits like fire draws air.
                    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                    • #11
                      excuse me but goat is delicious and anyone who doesnt like goat meat sucks. yeah you heard me, do somethin.


                      also, i would like a brownie too
                      Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Kristev View Post
                        Chocolate seems to draw nitwits like fire draws air.
                        omg you have no idea. i don't really talk about the standard stupid we get because it's so common, it's ridiculous. but seriously...we get some high quality stupid there.
                        If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                        i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                        ^_^

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                          me: okay i'll be with ya in one sec i'm teaching a here how to transfer hot cookies! *grin*
                          You are fortunate you do not work where I do.

                          Allowing ANYTHING shy of an emergency to come before whatever a customer needs is grounds for dismissal.
                          "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
                          .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Whiskey View Post
                            excuse me but goat is delicious and anyone who doesnt like goat meat sucks. yeah you heard me, do somethin.


                            also, i would like a brownie too
                            Except to those of us who find anything goat tastes like goat piss smells ...

                            I am sensitive to some chemical they exhude. Lamb/mutton, I am all over it. Goat, milk, meat, cheese smells like goat piss to me and I cant get it near my nose. Tried it ONCE at someones request, tasted like piss.

                            You can have my lifetime share of goat if you like ... I will take all the horse meat I can get however.
                            EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                              it's kinda sad...i've been there so long, i've gotten to the point where i don't really like anything we sell. that and i know the calorie count for everything there. bleugh.
                              Those two things do tend to go hand-in-hand ^_^
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