I get 2 or 3 of these a day. and normally don't say anything but here's the story.
If you, Mr.Sucky Customer call in and threaten to sue my company there's a few things you should understand. First, you were disconnected because you can't be bothered to pay your bills on time or give us a call when the bill falls behind so we can help you. When you threaten to sue us, I don't really care. If you can't even pay your bill what makes you think you'll be able to afford a lawyer? They're expensive. Secondly, the board you'll be taking us to is the one who established the rules for disconnection processes. Third, you'll be suing a fortune 500 company. Our lawyers are scary.
Secondly, don't threaten to sue me. What are you going to do, take my house? My landlord will be quite upset. Are you going to take my car? If you can get it to start then it's yours. garnish my wages? Sure, how about you and my student loan fight over who gets my paycheck. So sure, sue me. You'll just be wasting more money that could be spent on catching up your account. Oh, and calling 29 times a day to get your power reconnected. It doesn't matter how much you call, you'll still be on when the dispatcher decides to send your order. Oh and don't get mad when you get the same information over and over every time you call in. I'm going to tell you what the last guy told you.
Oh, and don't threaten me with violence. I have where you live right here in front of me. Expect a turd in your mailbox soon.
If you, Mr.Sucky Customer call in and threaten to sue my company there's a few things you should understand. First, you were disconnected because you can't be bothered to pay your bills on time or give us a call when the bill falls behind so we can help you. When you threaten to sue us, I don't really care. If you can't even pay your bill what makes you think you'll be able to afford a lawyer? They're expensive. Secondly, the board you'll be taking us to is the one who established the rules for disconnection processes. Third, you'll be suing a fortune 500 company. Our lawyers are scary.
Secondly, don't threaten to sue me. What are you going to do, take my house? My landlord will be quite upset. Are you going to take my car? If you can get it to start then it's yours. garnish my wages? Sure, how about you and my student loan fight over who gets my paycheck. So sure, sue me. You'll just be wasting more money that could be spent on catching up your account. Oh, and calling 29 times a day to get your power reconnected. It doesn't matter how much you call, you'll still be on when the dispatcher decides to send your order. Oh and don't get mad when you get the same information over and over every time you call in. I'm going to tell you what the last guy told you.
Oh, and don't threaten me with violence. I have where you live right here in front of me. Expect a turd in your mailbox soon.
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