No, I Take it Back: Un-fuck You.

[HeatherWolf]

So, I started working at a chicken place, and let me tell you, customers get feisty when they're hungry. This one took the cake. Hell, he made me get cheesecake later, just to make myself feel better lol Anyway..


Me: Hi, How are you doing today? (In my always cheerful tone, because I am.)

SC: (Yells) I ORDERED DIRTY RICE NOT SEASONED FRIES! ARE YOU NEW?(o.O)

ME: (cool cucumber and ignoring the "are you new") ) I'm sorry we didn't get the correct item in the bag. Let me have them change it for you.

Chrys changes the fries to rice.

Me: Here you go sir. You have a good....

SC: I WANTED PICNIC SIZED DIRTY RICE NOT SMALL!

Me: (handing the new picnic rice out the window,)Here you go sir, once again I apologize for the mix up, and have a good day. (smile)

SC: (Driving off) YOU MUST BE NEW!! (whut?)

Me: (after the customer leaves) Fuck you too. (saying this instigated laughter from my coworkers lol apparently he's always coming through the drive thru with a chip on his shoulder.)



I don't care how hungry you are, please don't take your piss poor attitude out on the drive through money taker. It wasn't my damned fault you got something else.

[Anakah]

I hate the "are you new" thing. Or they assume you're lying when you say no and usually ask for someone who's been there longer and in my case the person they talked to had actually been there like two days and I was angry cuz I guess four years means NOTHING.

But yeah that guy was a jerk... I've never heard it called dirty rice though. I agree with you, they should not take out whatever their issues are out on you. What a jerk.

[HeatherWolf]

Yeah, dirty rice is in the south. Kind of a weird sausage, rice, spice concoction. It tastes good though.

[Amina516]

I could use some dirty rice right now.... *drool*

But seriously, hes an ass. Don't let yourself be phased. And guess what? Even when youre not new, mistakes can happen..THE HORROR!!!!! *gasp*. Some people dont cope well with real life. Keep your sense of humor, itll help.

Lastly, Cheesecake is a GREAT remedy.

[DigitalEyes]

Web definition of dirty rice: Dirty rice is a traditional Cajun dish made from white rice cooked with small pieces of chicken liver or giblets, which give it a dark ("dirty") color and a mild but distinctive flavor. Similar to a pilaf, it also includes green bell pepper, celery and onion (the "holy trinity"). Parsley and/or chopped green onions are common garnishes. Dirty rice is most common in the Cajun regions of southern Louisiana and Mississippi; however, it can also be found in other areas of the American South.

Yeah, I'm in South Carolina, and all chicken restaurants serve it here. It's yummy.

Gotta say, I'm amazed by some of the things drive-through employees go through. But does anyone remember the drive-through scene from the movie "American Beauty"? Paybacks are hell!

[Bronzebow]

Mmm....no fair, you guys are making me hungry. More a fan of jambalaya myself, but dirty rice can definitely entertain some taste buds for a while.

I love that he drove off to try to have a last parting shot. The poor guy must really need some validation in his life.

[kwdy]

Mmn only place round here that serves dirty rice also has biscuits all day. Greasy biscuits with real egg I think and mmmn some good chicken :9 Yeah i think I know where it MIGHT be but I'm not sure :">

[RecoveringKinkoid]

When someone asks if you're new, tell them you are.

It's not an insult (and they mean it to be one when they say that) if it's true.

Insultus Interruptus.

[HeatherWolf]

Yeah, I might be new, but I know my shit lol

The two coworkers say he's always like this. "Oh shit this customer coming up is a bitch." So, I was warned lol. 20 years in this customer service hell industry gives you a tough skin. Fight the asshole with good lol

BTW, the cheesecake was sooooooooo good. I love it plain. Undressed and naked lol

Mmn only place round here that serves dirty rice also has biscuits all day. Greasy biscuits with real egg I think and mmmn some good chicken :9 Yeah i think I know where it MIGHT be but I'm not sure :">

Yeah, you figured it out. lol

[Stryker One]

Possible instant karma

Copping an attitude with someone that's going to be handling food you're gonna be eating, STUPID! Anyone seen Clerks II?

[HeatherWolf]

LOL!!! Good point, Stryker!!!

[EricKei]

Web definition of dirty rice:

I always loved my Granny's rendition of this dish - she called it "fa", and made it from...and I quote...50% rice, 50% beef, 50% pork That equation makes perfect sense to a Cajun cook, trust me >_> Much heartier than normal dirty rice, tho both are quite good.

This is also the woman who taught me how to make a proper roux, a skill which has served me well more than once

[Shalom]

I always loved my Granny's rendition of this dish - she called it "fa", and made it from...and I quote...50% rice, 50% beef, 50% pork That equation makes perfect sense to a Cajun cook, trust me >_>

"But Mister President. Tha's three halves, and a pah has only two halves..."

[Marmalady]

BTW, the cheesecake was sooooooooo good. I love it plain. Undressed and naked lol

Mmmmmm cheesecake...... I like to serve it with some of the boozy blackcurrants left over from when I make my blackcurrant rum

[Jay 2K Winger]

I love it when I get customers these days who try the "You must be new!" attitude, complete with a proto-CBF going on. I just shrug, smile, and tell them, "Nope, been working here over nine years now." It shuts them up really quick.