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    First, one of our regulars called. She's one who is always asking who sang a song, and then she sings the song. Today, she is watching something on tv. It's a movie with Bruce Willis and there is a black man in it. Who is the black man? I should have just said "Samuel L. Jackson" but I decided to mess with her. I asked her, "what channel is it on?" and she says she doesn't know, the channel changed. I asked her "what is the movie about?" and she thinks it's about ancient Egypt.

    So I go to IMDB and type in Bruce Willis and see "What just happened" and I don't see a black actor on it. I tell her that and she she again repeats herself. I am sick of her and tell her, "repeating the same thing won't change the answer." Now a cw was listening and asked me how I find what is one tv (because we get a bunch of questions like that) and I show him, and he notices a "more" link, which shows other shows and I see Unbreakable. Oh well. The woman does call back latter and I take my time "looking" and tell Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable. This involves me repeating myself several times.

    Second person called because he saw on his caller id we called and he wnats to check if we called about his book being in. I asked him if he had an answering machine and he said yes. I told him he should check it, because the number on his machine could actually be from an extention anywhere in our building.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Bruce Willis & Egypt? My guess would have been The Fifth Element. Wasn't it Chris Tucker who played Ruby Rhod?

    Any other movie with Bruce Willis & Egypt is completely unknown to me.
    "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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    • #3
      Yeah, "The Fifth Element" would have been my guess, too.
      "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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      • #4
        When I looked on IMDB the second time to show my cw, I saw Unbreakable was on at the time, so I told her SLJ. Latter when I was talking to another cw, and I told her I figured it must be SLJ since they starred in 3 movies together, she pointed out Chris Tucker in the 5th element. Since the customer didn't mention "woman without clothing" I figured it might not be 5th element.

        But seriously, you have cable and don't know how to see what is showing on your channel? I don't have cable and I know you can look it up.

        This is the woman who always calls us because we think she is just lonely and needs someone to talk to. Except she likes to drag it out. Ugh.
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

        I wish porn had subtitles.

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        • #5
          And if even 1/10th of your callers bothered to go online and use google...
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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