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  • Tell Me You Have Your Card BEFORE You Pay! And Other Stories. (little long)

    Today was still annoyingly busy at Aid of Rite but not so busy like the past few days. With Hurricane Earl expected to pass by the Northeast in a few days, though, I sort of expect us to be flooded with "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD TAKE COVER AAAAAAAAH" idiots on Thursday and Friday who will buy us out of water, snacks, milk, flashlights and batteries.

    (I've never understood the reasoning behind buying fresh milk when the power is expected to go out. Buy powdered milk, find a camp stove, heat some water and badaboom, milk. Or buy UHT [ultra high temperature] milk, that stuff can keep for years without refrigeration.)

    For Love Of God, Tell Me You Have Your Card Before You Pay!

    I had two women today who presented their "Healthiness +" cards with an "OH MY GOD I HAVE MY CARD! I FORGOT! HERE IT IS!" AFTER I rang up the sale. One of them was the old woman who I always have some sort of a problem with whenever she comes in. No lie, ALWAYS. It's even though I ask her for the card, she forgets it until the end and then I have to refund her entire purchase and then scan the fucking card in and fix it.

    I wish the "Healthiness +" card never existed. Ever.

    Scammers

    Two of them today. There is a guy who comes in and out of the store for hours asking to use our phone. When he's shot down he leaves but if we let him use it once he comes in for hours making calls to people and treating our phone like his own personal answering service. I didn't quite remember this and let him use it once. The second time he came in, manager S1 shot him down and told him to use the payphone across the street. So no more free phone for him.

    Open Shirt Guy (so named because he comes in, shirt half buttoned, buys beer and then goes out to solicit more change to buy more beer; he comes back every few days) was busy scamming money out of people today. S1 kicked him out, he came back again so manager J went out. He told OSG that if he came back tonight he would call the police. OSG disappeared shortly thereafter, heheh.

    Beating Off Suitors

    Boyfriend bought me this ring for our 5th anniversary about a month ago. No, we're not married, but he wanted to buy me something special because not many boyfriends and girlfriends survive 5 months, let alone 5 years. I love it, it's so much more gorgeous in person and I still can't quite believe he'd buy me something so lovely just because he loves me. Anywho. I wear that ring paired with two others Boyfriend gave me on my left ring finger.

    I had two guys come up to me yesterday. One started to turn up the charm with "So, honey, how are you today?"

    "Fine." *not meeting his eyes* Two 'Cocaine Colas' today?"

    "Yes, honey. That's cool that you're fine. So, doll, work been treating you well? *leer*"

    "Yes. *growing uncomfortable* That'll be $x.xx for the drinks".

    (Other Guy) "Dude...did you see her hand?"

    "Huh? Oh. Shit."

    "And here is your change, you have a good night."

    "Ok honey, you too!"

    And Checkmate. Bug off, creeper. Blech.

    Bonus: Christmas Crap Impedes Charity

    About 30+ totes of Christmas crap and a pallet and a half of Christmas boxes of gifts AND two additional boxes of Christmas paper have arrived and are taking space in our backroom and competing with the Halloween stuff. (All the Halloween stuff has already shipped...we're supposed to have 20 feet of costumes and accessories but what we have will barely fill twelve...) So our backroom is a little bit stuffed at the moment.

    A customer comes in wanting to know if we have any more of the $1.99 fleece blankets on sale this week out back so she can create more bags for the homeless shelter (a fleece throw, a reusable tote bag, some toiletries...she creates 20 at a time and the shelter appreciates the donations ). I explain to her that our backroom is overflowing with Christmas crap and if we have any boxes it will take several hours to dig through but we will take her name and number and give her a call.

    So yet another reason why celebrating Christmas early is detrimental to everyone: this woman cannot donate fleece blankets to the homeless and a few might die because of this.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    Beautiful ring! And this coming from someone who rarely wears or appreciates jewelry.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      Thank you. I was the one who picked it, so I have good taste in jewelry.
      Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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      • #4
        I wonder if the Aid of Wrong by me sells fleece blankets for $1.99? The bags for the shelter is a wonderful idea and I could put together a few of those myself.
        "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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        • #5
          I suppose it is the Christmas season now... 3 months till.

          In other sucky news, where has this year gone?!?!
          Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. - exmocaptainmoroni

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          • #6
            Such a pretty ring! i love that its a boy beater.

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            • #7
              Quoth ralerin View Post
              (Other Guy) "Dude...did you see her hand?"
              "Huh? Oh. Shit."
              ...and I am sure that the first guy thought you should have been flattered anyway and feel your self-esteem rise. As if having a partner who buys you such nice things was not enough
              Quoth ralerin View Post
              About 30+ totes of Christmas crap and a pallet and a half of Christmas boxes of gifts AND two additional boxes of Christmas paper have arrived
              ON THE [choice word] FIRST OF [choice word] SEPTEMBER?
              FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC

              You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)

              ***GK, Sarcastro, Lupo, LingualMonkey, BookBint, Jester, Irv, Hero & Marlowe fan***

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              • #8
                Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                ON THE [choice word] FIRST OF [choice word] SEPTEMBER?
                We've had Christmas wrap, card and crackers in for the past 4 weeks. Also a load of clearance stuff that didn't get shifted last year. The first 'new' stuff appeared this week - some tealight holders in either Santa, snowman or reindeer designs. Cute, actually...

                And that's a lovely ring, Ralerin, and so sweet that he bought you that for no other reason than he wanted you to have something special.
                Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                • #9
                  Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                  ON THE [choice word] FIRST OF [choice word] SEPTEMBER?
                  someone posted a story on here (or someone told me about it) recently that a customer complained christmas decorations werent out in june/july
                  Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                  • #10
                    Very pretty shiny thing. (Sorry, inside joke with a friend). I really like it And so, congrats for 5 years too!

                    Okay, the suitor thing I fixed the same way. I have a silver celtic ring that I wear, I tell people is from my boyfriend (Really from my mom but she doesn't care LOL) and.. it USUALLY keeps creepy's away.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Whiskey View Post
                      someone posted a story on here (or someone told me about it) recently that a customer complained christmas decorations werent out in june/july
                      Was that Irv's "MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE" thread a few pages back? I think so...

                      We had our Christmas toys out in the middle of June, about the same time our "Harvest" stuff came out. Whenever someone moaned about it being too Halloween-y, I simply pointed to the racks of Christmas toys and said we have Christmas toys out. One of our more outspoken customers yelled "IS YOUR MANAGER ON CRACK?!?"

                      "No, that's probably corporate."

                      "IS CORPORATE ON CRACK?!?"

                      "Maybe! "
                      Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                      • #12
                        Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                        ...and I am sure that the first guy thought you should have been flattered anyway and feel your self-esteem rise. As if having a partner who buys you such nice things was not enough ON THE [choice word] FIRST OF [choice word] SEPTEMBER?

                        Actually I was pleasantly surprised that he actually stopped pressing his attentions on her when his friend pointed out she was 'taken' (and in such a nice subtle way, why does it seem like his friend had to explain that you dont persist if someone is already committed so many times that 'did you see her hand' is a code for 'stop it idiot')

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                        • #13
                          Quoth ralerin View Post
                          ...Beating Off Suitors

                          ....
                          Like I was gonna pass THAT one up without comment! lol!!!
                          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                            Like I was gonna pass THAT one up without comment! lol!!!
                            Nobody expected you to skirt the issue...

                            before I get kilt.
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              We always expect Sheldon to raise the issue anyway he never beats around the bush.
                              Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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