Blood and Bile (gross, if you hadn't guessed yet)

[bhskittykatt]

Housekeeping can be a shitty job. Literally.

Two rooms, coincidentally side-by-side, wrecked havoc on our sheets today.

The first room, the sheets around the head of the bed were covered in blood. Now, it isn't unusual to find a little bit of bloody drool where a guest bit their lip in their sleep, but this was a full-on pool of blood. It was like someone got their face beat in, and then slept on our pillows. The sheets, blanket, pillows, and mattress pad were all bloody (at least it didn't reach down to the matress itself).

The second room, I (thankfully) didn't strip. I came into the cartroom, and found a bundle of sheets with...fecal matter...wrapped up in them. And I'm not talking a small amount, either.



I bagged them in plastic. Maint Man came by and told me where they'd come from. I asked Laundry if she wanted to attempt to clean them, or just toss them (she's attempted to clean some pretty vile stuff in the past, so I had to ask). We decided to toss them. I gingerly disposed of them in the trash bin.

[Salted Grump]

Hopefully with a good Helping of Fire to assist in the Disposal part.

[MoonCat]

The blood - - I'd be checking the bathroom or the closet for bodies...yikes.

The crap - seriously, what is wrong with people?? I'd be so embarrassed about something like that I'd have bagged up the sheets myself! I can't imagine just leaving it like that.

[XCashier]

The blood - - I'd be checking the bathroom or the closet for bodies...yikes.

And under the mattress.

[searssoulslave]

We went on vacation last year when my son was only a few months old. When we were staying in the hotel he had an accident all over one of the beds while we were changing him. But we bagged those sheets ourselves and told the housekeeper that they had some doo doo on them.

[ralerin]

I once bled a giant pool of blood all over the bed during...uh...relations. (It freaked the both of us out a LOT because it was a rather massive pool, about two feet in diameter, went through the sheets down to the mattress...) We left a note for the poor housekeeper and told her we would like to pay for the additional cost of the sheets and pillows I ruined. =/

[zombiequeen]

I once bled a giant pool of blood all over the bed during...uh...relations. (It freaked the both of us out a LOT because it was a rather massive pool, about two feet in diameter, went through the sheets down to the mattress...) We left a note for the poor housekeeper and told her we would like to pay for the additional cost of the sheets and pillows I ruined. =/

I do that...a lot. Apparently hubbs and I suffer from "mechanical problems" as the hospital calls it. We don't stay in hotels anymore, it's too expensive. Scary stuff, though.

[infinitemonkies]

Had a guest at the hotel one time who got really drunk, tripped and broke his nose on the tv cabinet. Holy god there was blood EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone butchered a pig with a woodchipper in that room.