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I'm giving you short answers because A) You were interrupting me before the customer ahead of you was done and B) now I am trying to get you to FOCUS, stop worrying about my reshop, and pay for your stuff. You are holding up the massive lines we have because we are shortstaffed. Even after I have told you I know what that reshop is and will take care of it, you continue to paw at it, as if it had ANYTHING to do with you at all. *sigh*
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"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably -
That's a rather short post....
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My daughter in law is short with everyone. Then again she is only 5'2.
Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.
Proud Air Force Mom
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Funny, I'm 5'2. AND I'm a daughter-in-law.Quoth RavenStarr View PostMy daughter in law is short with everyone. Then again she is only 5'2.
Are you MY MIL???? If you are in fact my MIL, I'm going to be very cross with you. Then I'm going to tell the whole board all kinds of embarrassing (but funny!) stories about you.
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --GravekeeperComment
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*Picks up mharbourgirl and sits her in the palm of my hand*Quoth mharbourgirl View PostFunny, I'm 5'2. AND I'm a daughter-in-law.
Are you MY MIL???? If you are in fact my MIL, I'm going to be very cross with you. Then I'm going to tell the whole board all kinds of embarrassing (but funny!) stories about you.
Hah!! you will do no such thing. Now back into the teapot you go.
*Puts mharbourgirl in teapot then puts lid on*Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.
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hey, i resemble that remark! (is 5'3")
in short, it's...short.
look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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I WIN only 4'10" but nobody's daughter-in-law
I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense
Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.
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I'm not short... I'm undertall
(5'3" and an ex-daughter in law)
Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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The girls don't say I'm short at all. In fact they say I'm quite long.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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I'm not short, I'm fun size!You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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heh me too then. 5'3.5"
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You have provided conclusive proof that you are, in fact, NOT my MIL. MY mother-in-law doesn't have a sense of humor, really.Quoth RavenStarr View Post*Picks up mharbourgirl and sits her in the palm of my hand*
Hah!! you will do no such thing. Now back into the teapot you go.
*Puts mharbourgirl in teapot then puts lid on*
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --GravekeeperComment
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I'm.. sniff... I'm 5 feet 8 inches!
EDIT: (apparently, I'm a little tall for a lady... eh. my sister's six feet even, and gorgeous, so of course I'm slightly skewed with height and beauty references... )
"Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
"...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."Comment
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Hey, me too!Quoth teh_blumchenkinder View Post... I'm.. sniff... I'm 5 feet 8 inches!
EDIT: (apparently, I'm a little tall for a lady... eh. my sister's six feet even, and gorgeous, so of course I'm slightly skewed with height and beauty references... )
But... I tower over the other women in my family(5'3" or shorter), so I have petite envy.
"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!" Will Smith, 'I, Robot'.
"You LOSE! Good day, sir!" Gene Wilder, 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.Comment
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