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  • Crazy microwave lady

    I didn't deal with this person directly. I just got to hear the laments of the people who did.

    To start with, crazy microwave lady managed to return a boombox she had purchased six months before and got a full refund. Policy states that electronic items have to be returned within 30 days for a refund. I can only assume the service desk person who did the refund was asleep or spineless.

    So now CML has this gift card from us, and at first she wants us to give her cash in exchange for it, which we refuse. So she's got no choice but to spend it up. CML visits the local Wall World supercenter and sees a microwave oven she likes for 69 bucks and change. Then she visits us and sees a similar microwave to the one Wally World has for more money. So she calls us and tells us she wants us to match Wally World's price on our microwave oven. We tell her we need to make a couple phone calls, and to call us later.

    A couple phone calls to Wally World confirm that their microwave oven is slightly different from ours; hence we cannot do the price match for CML since it's not an identical item. CML calls us today and we offer her a compromise: our microwave oven for the lowest price it's been in a recent time period--$78.88. Less than 9 bucks difference.

    This is not good enough for CML. She starts ripping into the manager helping her over the phone, telling us we rip people off (that's really funny coming from somebody who managed to scam a gift card she shouldn't have gotten in the first place) and she's never shopping with us again.

    Assuming she's not bluffing, good riddance. She can't shop much with us anyway if she's wanting cash instead of our gift card.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Should we start placing bets now as to how fast management eventually gives in to her demands?
    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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    • #3
      If she can get management to cave, she'll probably sell the microwave and still get cash for it . . .
      They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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      • #4
        and pull the same stunt all over again. you can't feed reward scum; we know this, too bad managers and corporate don't seem to get it.
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          You know - whenever I hear/see somebody say "I'm never shopping in your store again!" I wish they would reply "Can we get that in writing?"
          The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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          • #6
            They should change that to "I'm never attempting fraudulent returns in your store again!"

            Then everybody would be happy. Well, except the SC, but we can't have everything, can we?
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              I'm going to place my bet for within three days.
              Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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              • #8
                Quoth Kristev View Post
                I'm going to place my bet for within three days.
                I'll see your 3 days and raise you to 4.
                "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                • #9
                  Too rich for my blood.
                  Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                  • #10
                    I say 1 week.

                    But she's still an idiot.

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                    • #11
                      I doubt I will be able to keep you guys updated, since I am going to be out of the store for almost two weeks and all...
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                        I doubt I will be able to keep you guys updated, since I am going to be out of the store for almost two weeks and all...
                        You made a happy face. I'm quite sure you meant to make a sad face.
                        "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                        • #13
                          Quoth neecy View Post
                          You know - whenever I hear/see somebody say "I'm never shopping in your store again!" I wish they would reply "Can we get that in writing?"
                          Somebody said something like that ("We're never coming here again!") at the Hut of Pizza once, as we were throwing him out, and I was telling him to never come back.

                          He were back the next day.

                          His waitress from the night before was working, and she yelled when she saw him, very angrily, "You said you weren't coming back!"

                          The guy looked shocked, and started stammering something about "giving us another chance" or some such crap.

                          Heather was having none of that! "Dangit!" She said, as she stomped her foot, "You PROMISED you weren't coming back!"

                          The guy looked at me, "You're the manager! Are you going to let her talk to me like that?"

                          I looked at him, "You did say something about never coming here again as I was throwing you out last night, didn't you?"

                          Startled, "Uh, yeah."

                          "So what the hell are you doing here, anyway? I threw you out last night and told you never to come here again."

                          And our discussion continued in that vein for a few minutes, and ended, shockingly, with me throwing him out again, with emphasis on the "take your damned money somewhere else" part.

                          Slow learner, I guess.
                          Last edited by TonyDonuts; 09-12-2010, 07:54 PM. Reason: ahh. . . pronoun trouble
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                          -- Steven Wright

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                          • #14
                            Quoth TonyDonuts View Post
                            I looked at him, "You did say something about never coming here again as I was throwing you out last night, didn't you?"
                            Slow learner, I guess.
                            "I'm never coming back here again!"
                            "I believe that decision was already made for you."
                            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                            • #15
                              Quoth TonyDonuts View Post
                              "So what the hell are you doing here, anyway? I threw you out last night and told you never to come here again."

                              And our discussion continued in that vein for a few minutes, and ended, shockingly, with me throwing him out again, with emphasis on the "take your damned money somewhere else" part.

                              Slow learner, I guess.
                              *swoon*

                              Yet another management type we need to clone and pass around.
                              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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