Some short quotes to confuse you...

[Phone Jockey]

Email: I am tired of my TV always “cabling” at me.

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Email: I just saw two channels on my TV just morph into one channel!!

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Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

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Email: I feel stupid.

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Customer: I’m a dumbass.

[powerboy]

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Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

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So am I, now I want free services, on everything I use. That dumbass, only if it was that simple.

[TNT]

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Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

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That's right up there with one of my favorites, the caller who has everything, but doesn't have the income to support it. A reasonable person sees this creating two choices... drop some services or get a better income. However, most of my callers prefer a third choice:

Caller: My cable bill is $125 a month. I can't afford that. What can you do for me?
Me: Well, you can drop some of the premium stations, or return a few digital boxes, or...
Caller: No. You got to lower your prices to what I can afford. What kind of deal can you give me?

[Gawdzillers]

Email: I just saw two channels on my TV just morph into one channel!!

[BusBus]

Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

When I was a "poor working person with a single income who struggle from payday to payday", ya know what? I did not have cable. I had dial up internet that cost $10/month, which I did need for school. Cable TV is not an necessity!

[Becks]

Customer: I’m a dumbass.

FINALLY!!!!!!!! One who knows it AND admits it!!!!!!!!

[4Gifts4Lisa]

Customer: I’m a dumbass.

<snicker> I use this one when I am, in fact, a dumbass. It never fails to make the person laugh, and I end up with good service. I assume it is because I take responsibility for being stupid.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Email: I feel stupid.

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Customer: I’m a dumbass.

Well consider the feeling mutual! I feel you're stupid and a dumbass too!

Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

Right. I'm sure the cable company will get right on that. After all, they are in the business of giving away services for free and losing money.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Email: I just saw two channels on my TV just morph into one channel!!

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

[RichS]

Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

Sure! We'll be sending out a technician to unhook your cable and hook up an antenna!

[Phone Jockey]

Sure! We'll be sending out a technician to unhook your cable and hook up an antenna!

Yes indeed. I wish more customers understood what this meant. They think we can just magically give them some "welfare discount" for their cable so they can have EVERYTHING & we can lose money. Makes sense to me! Maybe I'm a stupid dumbass too!