I needed my beating stick!!

[Amajean]

Scene One: Garden: Tax Exempt

C-husband not much to say
SC wife, evil, lots to say!
CC cool customer

C: *brings cart of lumber and things to wrong register* I just need to go find my wife. Can I leave this here?
Me: *drool of boredom* Sure.
******They come back like ten minutes later still on the wrong side, CC behind them
SC: We're from XYZ. (tax exempt)
Me: Ok *scan merch* What's your phone #?
SC: ***-***-****.
Me: *not in system* Ok, it looks like your not in the system. If you'd like to be added to the system you need to do that inside.
SC: But I told you we're from XYZ.
Me: I see that but I thought you were in the system.
SC: *to hubby* Well we'll have to go pay inside
Me: You can pay out here. You just need to go in to be added in the system.
SC: *baffeled? Clear the sale.
Me: *clears screen
SC: How much is tax?
Me: I don't know, you had me cancel the sale.
SC: *jumps in front of my screen* demands: HOW MUCH IS THE TAX?
Me: You had me CANCEL the sale.
C: You told her to cancel it *woah you have balls
SC: Well we're in ------ -------'s system we should be in yours.
Me: *can i gouge your eyes?* We are not ------- -------. We are *Blowes! They're system is different from ours. It's not the same!
SC: Well I want to know the taxes.
Me: *scan merch* $5.00
SC: Ok, we'll pay that
Me: *finish sale* take CC's items. Did you find everything alright?
CC (I SWEAR THIS IS WHAT HE DID!!) Don't you just want to take people like that and..*makes strangling motions and pretends to slam pretend customer on desk BAM BAM!
Me: (just to be safe) You're silly. You're honest but silly.
SC: *comes back in for rope* blah blah
CC & Me: silent but after she leaves, start laughing like crazy




*****Scene 2 later; I gtg to work

[LadyAndreca]

We get "But Blowes does it!" alllllll the time at the Orange Apron. Do we LOOK like Blowes? Go there! Bother them! (Of course, I'm pretty sure you guys send them here to bother us... )

[superhotelworker]

I have an orange apron behind my work (Least I think it is) and I swear, my Maintence guy gets told all the time he's using the *Blowe's card, so they won't take it.
*shakes head* I work with an idiot. And your cool customer ruled I want one like that!

[ralerin]

Me: *can i gouge your eyes?* We are not ------- -------. We are *Blowes! They're system is different from ours. It's not the same!

GRR STABBITY STABBITY STAB! I get this all the time. Aid of Rite =/=BVS!!!! Their "Super Care" card =/= our "Healthiness +" one! NEVER HAS! EVER!

CC (I SWEAR THIS IS WHAT HE DID!!) Don't you just want to take people like that and..*makes strangling motions and pretends to slam pretend customer on desk BAM BAM!

Ah I read this as the SC doing it just to be an ass. Still, truer words have never been spoken.

[Sonoma]

SC: We're from Oregon. (tax exempt)SC: But I told you we're from Oregon.

Dude, please quit announcing that. I don't want everyone else thinking we're all tax-evading SCs.

I apologize for my fellow Oregonian.

[bainsidhe]

I'm surprised it matters where they're from, because I thought you had to pay taxes based on the tax rate of where the store is located. So if the county/state where Blowes is located charges taxes, then that's what they pay. I'm at the other end of the country, but it'd be pretty awesome if I could walk in somewhere and go "I'm from the state of XYZ, so you can't charge me taxes". Oh how I wish....

[Wenchie]

I'm surprised it matters where they're from, because I thought you had to pay taxes based on the tax rate of where the store is located. So if the county/state where Blowes is located charges taxes, then that's what they pay. I'm at the other end of the country, but it'd be pretty awesome if I could walk in somewhere and go "I'm from the state of XYZ, so you can't charge me taxes". Oh how I wish....

Yeah... that confused me too. If I'm visiting Canada, I have to pay all of their 8million taxes. If I'm in Chicago, I have to pay their higher-than-god sales tax. You pay the tax rate wherever you make the purchase...

[Sheldonrs]

Well they DID come back for rope. This could have a happy ending afterall.

[Wenchie]

Well they DID come back for rope. This could have a happy ending afterall.

Sheldon, I was waiting for you to make some sexual crack about beating the stick or something. Instead, you're either thinking about the SC hanging herself... or Auto-erotic Asphyxiation. Either way, I'm still amused.

EDIT: Yeah... brain was fried earlier today (12 hrs of SCs & EWs killed me in a not fun way) and I somehoe missed Sheldon's "happy ending" inneundo. I should have known better than to think that an opportunity like that would pass Sheldon by. My apologies... I will never again doubt the enjoyable gutter of your mind.

[Magpie]

Yeah... that confused me too. If I'm visiting Canada, I have to pay all of their 8million taxes.

Don't they still have the GST rebate for visitors? (Not that I blame you for not wanting to fill out the paperwork). (I'm assuming it covers the entire HST in provinces where they have it).

Never mind, I just saw that it was recently cancelled.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Well they DID come back for rope. This could have a happy ending afterall.

Just ask the late David Carradine how happy that ending was.

[NateTheChops]

GRR STABBITY STABBITY STAB! I get this all the time. Aid of Rite =/=BVS!!!! Their "Super Care" card =/= our "Healthiness +" one! NEVER HAS! EVER!

Ah I remember the good 'ole days of being handed a BVS card. Then I remember the not so olden days when I worked at Mart of K and I still got handed a BVS card in lieu of a SmartRewards Card.

I now work at <office supply store> and have not once, but twice been handed a BVS card.

At least you get it in one place. The BVS card followes me everywhere I go.