WTB INTERNET

[Seraph]

I possibly got trolled, but if not, god what a hilarious email I found in my inbox this weekend. Actually, I hope to god I got trolled. (Please Lord, don't let there be people like this in the world)

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hi my name is dan. i need a gpt site and was wondering yur prices. i have a small budget.

also do your sites come with the internet? i am using aol and it

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Seraph's Breakdown: Ok, first off, Hi Dan. My prices? Those are right....wait, come with the internet? How in the FRIJOLES are you emailing me in the FIRST PLACE.

And secondly...AOL what. Sucks? Fires People a Lot? Can't PVP?

I will never know, I can't even wrap my head around this email. Just...wow. Please let this have been a troll.

[angelicafire]

Yes, we do have a package available to add the interwebz. That will be 8 million dollars please.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

hi my name is dan. i need a gpt site and was wondering yur prices. i have a small budget.

also do your sites come with the internet? i am using aol and it

(emphasis mine)

Explains a lot, don't it?

[Wenchie]

I think I talked to Dan earlier. Except Dan was female and a realtor. But just as clueless. And also using AOL.

[zombiequeen]

Well, at least it thins the herd a bit...you can just rule out anyone using AOL, and then there's so much less suck to be had!

[Wenchie]

Ohh... ohhh! It can be a litmus test.

Hold up an AOL CD. Ask what it is.

If they say "coaster" they may proceed forward.

If the word internet or online is used in their description: Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

[ArcticChicken]

If they say "coaster" they may proceed forward.

I've always preferred "skeet" myself.

[Wenchie]

I've always preferred "skeet" myself.

Skeet is an acceptable alternative. There are many alternate definitions... most of them include cursing. ^_^

[Mr Hero]

I think I talked to Dan earlier. Except Dan was female and a realtor. But just as clueless. And also using AOL.

Would that make her name Danielle?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

(emphasis mine)

Explains a lot, don't it?

I used AOHell back when I was just a Internet virgin . . . but since then I've developed better tastes.

[zombiequeen]

My grandma was collecting them for us to paint and make ornaments with.
We'd ask if we could take one at the store, and say why we wanted it, and they'd give us a handful

[Wenchie]

I used AOHell back when I was just a Internet virgin . . . but since then I've developed better tastes.

Many of us did, when we were young and didn't know better. The difference is that we actually learned how to use computers and moved on to something that actually worked!

[superhotelworker]

LMAO AOL: Mother wanted, family disapproved.

[fireheart]

*reads post*

*reads it again*

*does a double take at AOL*

*brain snaps*

[Wenchie]

*reads post*

*reads it again*

*does a double take at AOL*

*brain snaps*

I had an AOL user today too... woman was having issues with our site. Well duh, she was using AOL. *sigh* No matter how many times we tell them, AOL is NOT compatible with our system.