Either hand it to me, or tell me you have to go get it. Don't go on about how you can't believe I actually ID'd you, or how it must be because you're "on a bike" instead of driving.
Do that, and I will hand you your credit card, put your wine behind the counter, and raise an eyebrow at your toddler-worthy antics. I will then invite you to return with the proper identification to prove your age, and suspend your transaction.
*Bonus points if you continue ranting to your SO as you walk out the door, down to your bikes, and as you ride away.
*Double bonus points if I can still hear you when you hit the intersection behind the store.
Do that, and I will hand you your credit card, put your wine behind the counter, and raise an eyebrow at your toddler-worthy antics. I will then invite you to return with the proper identification to prove your age, and suspend your transaction.
*Bonus points if you continue ranting to your SO as you walk out the door, down to your bikes, and as you ride away.
*Double bonus points if I can still hear you when you hit the intersection behind the store.
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